"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
Ah lads they fucking rotated him
Anonymous asked:
you spent 4$ on a frog balloon?
im just trying to be happy
If she’s your girl why’s she touching my production code?
If she’s your girl why is she reviewing my pull request?
If she’s your girl why is she forking me
jesse i made some extra meth for you today and put it in your lunchbox. just for you. have a great day at school today ok. i love you
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
okay kid. heres the deal. if theres a pic of two cats cuddling thats me and my wife. if one of them is orange then the orange one is my wife because its her favourite. okay kid? alright?
If you're a cashier in cashier training always remember if someone's buying toilet paper you should ask them are you going to do some shitting later cuz it'll show your interested and attentive I wrote this post using text to speech on my phone
"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
checking my e-mails by going to my inbox and quickly covering my eyes and peeking through my fingers once the page loads
s4mm4n
God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour
you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter
every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud
jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
there’s no bad art! there’s no good art either. there’s no art at all because you haven’t drawn any
