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I'm Austin. He/Him. Mothman and I went to neighboring high schools. Twitter: @AustinRocksFace
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if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man. not that you care

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charles. come here to me my son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet prince. swallow this pill with mommy. it'll be over soon. i love you. i love this nation. god bless this great united kingdom. goo byebye

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

This whole episode is amazing because you watch Brenan, who has arguably won the most games of any College Humor cast member and is quite intelligent, lose his fucking mind as he fails to guess “yes or no” correctly to every question. It gets funnier as Zac and Ally got crowns for figuring the game out first.

And, yes, the premise of the game was “guess yes or no and if you’re answer matches Brenan, you’re wrong because Brenan can not win.”

The In-Laws (1979) dir. by Arthur Hiller

Vince, how long did you actually live in Guatemala? - I was in the jungle, the bush, we called it, for approximately nine months. It was unbelievable. I saw things…

I had a dream recently that I was getting all of my ingredients ready to make a delicious vegetable soup while the broth was being warmed on the stove on low. When I came back, there were TWO small capybaras in my soup pot bathing in the broth. In the dream, I was infuriated. But it’s a very cute image and someone should draw it.