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Jenny Hanniver

@jenny-hanniver / jenny-hanniver.tumblr.com

I enjoy words and writing them, meals and cooking them, and mixing ludicrous drinks. I'm in Texas; it wasn't my idea, but I've fallen in love with it.

For alternatives.

  • Firefox remains best in show in the category of “browsers that won’t do this bullshit.” It’s got a long, long history of trust, a sizable userbase, and a decent amount of privacy built in, with more extensions and customization options than you’ll ever need. However, note that it can sometimes perform slowly, especially with a lot of tabs open.
  • Opera is a slightly lesser-known browser, and my personal main browser for day-to-day use. It has a built-in VPN (though this can be slow at times), adblocker, and anti-tracking tools, with more available via extensions. Opera’s userbase is slightly smaller, so overall less extensions are available than Firefox, and (in my experience) it generally needs a few settings to be tweaked on first startup to make it comfortable to use (notably, the keyboard shortcuts are different from chrome/firefox).
  • DuckDuckGo is a privacy-focused search engine that also has (at least) a mobile browser (for Android devices). I’m not honestly sure if they have a desktop or Apple version, but the mobile browser provides many similar safety features to Opera. I find Opera more convenient for casual browsing, but if you’re very conscious of online security, DuckDuckGo might be the way to go.
  • Microsoft Edge exists. Don’t use it.

Please do yourself a favor and stop using Chrome!

Ecosia isn’t Chrome based, right? that’s what ive been using, for the trees, and it says it doesn’t save your history but i wanted to check

I’m afraid so. And based on many other Chrome based browser scandals, I don’t trust it.

dammit. ill download firefox then :/ thanks for letting me know

edit: how do you actually download it

edit edit: wHY does it send me to GOOGLE, IMMEDIATELY upon downloading it????? like i have the app and it says “firefox browser” and it’s talking all about how secure it is etc but the little rainbow G icon is right next to the actual browser and theres a link right to Google on the firefox homepage how do i stop that

So from my understanding Firefox uses Google but it blocks all the trackers

that makes sense! ty!! i ended up changing the default browser to duckduckgo anyway (and deleted google and amazon off of the browser options anyway) but i appreciate it!!! (im afraid this all becomes null and void with me using only gmail as all of my email accs but there’s not much i can really do anything about that. hopefully firefox will block gmail from seeing my searches through the gmail account i used to sign in :///)

I’d recommend Protonmail, as a substitute for gmail. It’s a Swiss based end-to-end encrypted email service that is expanding to Proton-calander and Proton-drive with their paid version. Their ProtonVPN also has a free version with limited locations. They also have apps for both android and apple.

To boost Firefox, I’d add-on-

  • Facebook Container- isolates your Facebook activity from the rest of your web activity in order to prevent Facebook from tracking you outside of the Facebook website via third party cookies.
  • HTTPS Everywhere- Many sites on the web offer some limited support for encryption over HTTPS, but make it difficult to use. For instance, they may default to unencrypted HTTP, or fill encrypted pages with links that go back to the unencrypted site.
  • Privacy Badger automatically learns to block invisible trackers. Instead of keeping lists of what to block, Privacy Badger automatically discovers trackers based on their behavior.
  • Privacy Possum monkey wrenches common commercial tracking methods by reducing and falsifying the data gathered by tracking companies.
  • uBlock Origin is not an “ad blocker”, it’s a wide-spectrum content blocker with CPU and memory efficiency as a primary feature.
  • Firefox Multi-Account Containers lets you carve out a separate box for each of your online lives – no more opening a different browser just to check your work email! Here is a quick video showing you how it works. Under the hood, it separates website storage into tab-specific Containers. Cookies downloaded by one Container are not available to other Containers. With the Firefox Multi-Account Containers extension, you can…
  • Sign in to two different accounts on the same site. For example, you could sign in to work email and home email in two different Container tabs.
  • Keep different kinds of browsing far away from each other (for example, you might use one Container tab for managing your Checking Account and a different Container tab for searching for new songs by your favorite band)
  • Avoid leaving social-network footprints all over the web (for example, you could use a Container tab for signing in to a social network, and use a different tab for visiting online news sites, keeping your social identity separate from tracking scripts on news sites)
  • Enhancer for YouTube™-  Built to get the most out of YouTube, this extension comes packed with all sorts of features that allow you, among other things, to manage ads as you wish, control the playback speed and the volume level with the mouse wheel, automate repetitive tasks such as selecting the appropriate playback quality, configure dozens of keyboard shortcuts to control YouTube like a pro, and much more.
  • Decentraleyes- Protects you against tracking through “free”, centralized, content delivery.
  • Protects privacy by evading large delivery networks that claim to offer free services.
  • Complements regular blockers such as uBlock Origin (recommended), Adblock Plus, et al.
  • Works directly out of the box; absolutely no prior configuration required.
  • Bitwarden- A secure and free password manager for all of your devices. Bitwarden is the easiest and safest way to store all of your logins and passwords while conveniently keeping them synced between all of your devices.

Several of these also have companion versions in Firefox mobile.

If you are interested in other trustworthy add-ons, this icon shows that the add-on is an editorially curated extension that meet the highest standards of security, functionality, and user experience. Firefox staff, along with community participation, selects each extension and manually reviews them for security and policy compliance before they receive Recommended status.

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Good luck! @ or message me if you need anything else.

Edit: I’d make a firefox account so you can log in and sync tabs/bookmarks across devices.

holy shit this is insane thank you so much!!!

Long post but very useful addons. Press j to skip

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Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around

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SInce when is "yall" a valid word? Honestly, it pisses me off to reduce two words to one, especially since the other defines a human being.

Have…have you never heard of contractions?

With so many elections coming up worldwide it's probably a good time to remind everyone that tumblr once got infested with agents trying to convince everyone not to vote, or not to vote left because the candidates weren't morally pure enough.

Also a reminder that they were better at tumblr than most of us, comrade interloper was great at memeing. Like, the talent!

Anyway don't fall for it. There is no morally pure option.

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Vote for whoever can move you one inch closer to your goals. This is a long game. If there's a candidate who wants to move you a mile closer to your goals but they do not stand a chance in the general election, you vote for whoever can move you one inch closer to your goals. The time to vote for the "one mile" candidate in the primaries. Once you get to the general, you vote for the one who has a chance in hell of winning, or you're actively working against progress. 100% of the time, voting in a general for a "can't win" candidate because their beliefs align more with your beliefs is actively working for the opposition. There is no situation in which this is not true.

One side is addressing climate change and raising the minimum wage and forgiving student debt. The other side are GODDAMN TRAITORS AND INSURRECTIONISTS and are openly removing women's rights, LGBTQ people's rights and VOTING access. But DO tell me again that Both Sides Are Just As Bad As Each Other.

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Vote. Every time you don’t vote moves you closer to the day when you’ll never be allowed to vote again.

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the broad collections

reina sofia collections / multimedia

rijkysmuseum collections

tokyo national museum e-museum / collections

detroit institute of arts collections

yale university gallery of art collections

harvard art museums collections

whitney museum collections / videos

israel museum jerusalem collections

jewish museum new york collections

walker art center collections

indianapolis museum of art collections

figge art museum collections

american folk art museum collections

museum of international folk art collections

art institute chicago virtual visit / collections / articles

van gogh museum virtual visit / collections

mfa houston collections

google arts and culture virtual tours, images, online exhibitions: national gallery d.c. / smithsonian portrait gallery / metropolitan museum / detroit institute of arts / j. paul getty museum / high museum of art atlanta / georgia o’keeffe museum to name a few of hundreds

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

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I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

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MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

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WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

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WHAT

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

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I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

They’re called Blaschko's lines!!!

The reverse can also be true ... kinda.

I remember reading somehwre the human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour. I just googled it and the human eye can see 10 Million different shades of green.

So human could see stripes and patterns on, say, a reptillian race who maybe can’t see as many colours as we do, and think they’re just one boring shade of green.

Human: We have stripes?! I wish I could see them. I hope they look like yours.

Reptile Alien: Wait, I HAVE STRIPES!

*mutual excitement all around*

I can never leave this app.

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Out of all the Endless, which one would be your dream roommate and which one would be a nightmare to live with?

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I wouldn't want to live with Dream or Desire – both too self-centered and likely to use your stuff (Desire) or transmute it into the vastness of half-remembered antiquities (Dream). Death would tidy up after herself, Destiny would remind me where I had put my keys, phone or wallet, and Delirium would be the kind of roommate who is never there, because she'd get distracted and wander the world and might remember me a couple of time over the decades and come home but probably wouldn't.

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I just realised that I didn’t ever write the final sentence on this. It would have been something like…

But overall I’d go for Despair. She’d remind me about all the things I’d meant to do but forgot about, and let me play with her rats.

But Destruction has a dog.

It really should make all women livid that we can’t walk safely at night in areas where there are no bears, no large cats, no wolves, no crocodiles, etc. just because some of the males of our own fucking species like hurting us and the rest of the males just shrug and are like “that’s life”. No, fuck you. Take out your trash or we’re bringing the wolves, bears, and cougars back in. At least they don’t discriminate and won’t rape and torture us.

Fun fact: men are a lot more likely to get attacked. Op displays paranoia

By whom are these men being attacked?

Yea. Let’s not get into statistics over this or you’re gonna get even more upset

By whom are these men being attacked?

statistically speaking it’s the blacks. by quite the margin

so you’re right. i’m glad that we BOTH agree we need to fix this issue of black men attacking so many people smh. good to have you on board

how? you asked who is attacking men. i say black men, disproportionately. i’m sorry you got upset that it’s not the demographic you were hoping for, sweetheart <3

i’m just saying. if you really want to get rid of a specific demographic. it’s more efficient to get rid of the black men. way smaller amount and would have a way larger impact on over crime statistics. or do you have some sort of problem with focusing on a certain demographic of people born with certain traits over a certain demographic of people born with certain traits. it’s almost as if you might not be trying to fix any issues and are just a sexist and a retard. but that’s okay. i’m bored at work anyway, so i’ll gladly waste time with you. but probably not after this because i’m going home soon and then i don’t have time to tiny brained femoids

Okay *does a bid on a house to buy it without a bankloan*

I’m sorry for owning a home instead of paying twice its price to the bank for the next 40 years like you

It really should make all women livid that we can’t walk safely at night in areas where there are no bears, no large cats, no wolves, no crocodiles, etc. just because some of the males of our own fucking species like hurting us and the rest of the males just shrug and are like “that’s life”. No, fuck you. Take out your trash or we’re bringing the wolves, bears, and cougars back in. At least they don’t discriminate and won’t rape and torture us.

Fun fact: men are a lot more likely to get attacked. Op displays paranoia

By whom are these men being attacked?

Yea. Let’s not get into statistics over this or you’re gonna get even more upset

By whom are these men being attacked?

statistically speaking it’s the blacks. by quite the margin

so you’re right. i’m glad that we BOTH agree we need to fix this issue of black men attacking so many people smh. good to have you on board

how? you asked who is attacking men. i say black men, disproportionately. i’m sorry you got upset that it’s not the demographic you were hoping for, sweetheart <3

i’m just saying. if you really want to get rid of a specific demographic. it’s more efficient to get rid of the black men. way smaller amount and would have a way larger impact on over crime statistics. or do you have some sort of problem with focusing on a certain demographic of people born with certain traits over a certain demographic of people born with certain traits. it’s almost as if you might not be trying to fix any issues and are just a sexist and a retard. but that’s okay. i’m bored at work anyway, so i’ll gladly waste time with you. but probably not after this because i’m going home soon and then i don’t have time to tiny brained femoids

Okay *does a bid on a house to buy it without a bankloan*

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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

Heh.

It really should make all women livid that we can’t walk safely at night in areas where there are no bears, no large cats, no wolves, no crocodiles, etc. just because some of the males of our own fucking species like hurting us and the rest of the males just shrug and are like “that’s life”. No, fuck you. Take out your trash or we’re bringing the wolves, bears, and cougars back in. At least they don’t discriminate and won’t rape and torture us.

Fun fact: men are a lot more likely to get attacked. Op displays paranoia

By whom are these men being attacked?

Yea. Let’s not get into statistics over this or you’re gonna get even more upset

By whom are these men being attacked?

statistically speaking it’s the blacks. by quite the margin

so you’re right. i’m glad that we BOTH agree we need to fix this issue of black men attacking so many people smh. good to have you on board

how? you asked who is attacking men. i say black men, disproportionately. i’m sorry you got upset that it’s not the demographic you were hoping for, sweetheart <3

i’m just saying. if you really want to get rid of a specific demographic. it’s more efficient to get rid of the black men. way smaller amount and would have a way larger impact on over crime statistics. or do you have some sort of problem with focusing on a certain demographic of people born with certain traits over a certain demographic of people born with certain traits. it’s almost as if you might not be trying to fix any issues and are just a sexist and a retard. but that’s okay. i’m bored at work anyway, so i’ll gladly waste time with you. but probably not after this because i’m going home soon and then i don’t have time to tiny brained femoids

It really should make all women livid that we can’t walk safely at night in areas where there are no bears, no large cats, no wolves, no crocodiles, etc. just because some of the males of our own fucking species like hurting us and the rest of the males just shrug and are like “that’s life”. No, fuck you. Take out your trash or we’re bringing the wolves, bears, and cougars back in. At least they don’t discriminate and won’t rape and torture us.

Fun fact: men are a lot more likely to get attacked. Op displays paranoia

By whom are these men being attacked?

Yea. Let’s not get into statistics over this or you’re gonna get even more upset

By whom are these men being attacked?

statistically speaking it’s the blacks. by quite the margin

so you’re right. i’m glad that we BOTH agree we need to fix this issue of black men attacking so many people smh. good to have you on board

how? you asked who is attacking men. i say black men, disproportionately. i’m sorry you got upset that it’s not the demographic you were hoping for, sweetheart <3

It really should make all women livid that we can’t walk safely at night in areas where there are no bears, no large cats, no wolves, no crocodiles, etc. just because some of the males of our own fucking species like hurting us and the rest of the males just shrug and are like “that’s life”. No, fuck you. Take out your trash or we’re bringing the wolves, bears, and cougars back in. At least they don’t discriminate and won’t rape and torture us.

Fun fact: men are a lot more likely to get attacked. Op displays paranoia

By whom are these men being attacked?

Yea. Let’s not get into statistics over this or you’re gonna get even more upset

By whom are these men being attacked?

statistically speaking it’s the blacks. by quite the margin

so you’re right. i’m glad that we BOTH agree we need to fix this issue of black men attacking so many people smh. good to have you on board

It really should make all women livid that we can’t walk safely at night in areas where there are no bears, no large cats, no wolves, no crocodiles, etc. just because some of the males of our own fucking species like hurting us and the rest of the males just shrug and are like “that’s life”. No, fuck you. Take out your trash or we’re bringing the wolves, bears, and cougars back in. At least they don’t discriminate and won’t rape and torture us.

Fun fact: men are a lot more likely to get attacked. Op displays paranoia

By whom are these men being attacked?

Yea. Let’s not get into statistics over this or you’re gonna get even more upset

By whom are these men being attacked?

It really should make all women livid that we can’t walk safely at night in areas where there are no bears, no large cats, no wolves, no crocodiles, etc. just because some of the males of our own fucking species like hurting us and the rest of the males just shrug and are like “that’s life”. No, fuck you. Take out your trash or we’re bringing the wolves, bears, and cougars back in. At least they don’t discriminate and won’t rape and torture us.

Fun fact: men are a lot more likely to get attacked. Op displays paranoia

By whom are these men being attacked?

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

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Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.