I'll Tell Thee What

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eileen, 20, and that's plenty 

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”


“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?


I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

world heritage post

Because tumblr is a website which needs to remain forever backwards compatible with outdated and bodged together post chaining.

In bonobo societies, all bonobos frequently engage in sexual contact with other members of the community, regardless of sex. Female bonobos in particular are quite promiscuous with both fellow females and males; thus, bonobo society is matrilineal or matrifocal. Since the patriline of each member is unknown due to female bonobos having many sexual partners, the female bonobos take communal care of their collective young, and the male bonobos take on other community-care roles instead. It is theorized that this leads to lower levels of violent conflict, as opposed to chimpanzee, human, and other primate societies that are patriarchal, since male members of these societies must find ways to identify their offspring which inevitably leads to violent, controlling behavior toward female members as well as violence & competitive behavior toward other males who may pose a threat to their social statuses. Bonobo societies are extremely peaceful in comparison to other primate societies.

The feature musical film Mamma Mia! (2008), directed by Phyllida Lloyd, shows an example of what a matrifocal society, resembling the structure of bonobo society, could look like for humans; where several females care for a child whose exact paternity is unknown, and instead of violence resort to prosocial behavior (joyfully singing and dancing) in order to resolve conflict. In this essay I will attempt to


issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny


me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:


Yes please show us the gamers


here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

  • smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003
  • smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight
  • twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon
  • e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe
  • master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)
  • the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular
  • fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role
  • the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off
  • dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down
  • people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees
  • ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

no because i think we're forgetting some important history

I can, must, and will continue to learn about current events like this.


This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.


pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift


no its becky