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a phonetic fool

@j4ya / j4ya.tumblr.com

Jaya ✨ [gq; she/they]
welcome to my blagh I like cute things and funny things and delicious things and also some other things
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sometimes i'll find myself wondering if take me to church was really that good and go back to check and get my tits blown clean off

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There’s only one fruit I WISH for….

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remember this gem

bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

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back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

Carolynda Macdonald (Scottish, b. 1957, Hannover, Germany, based Carnoustie, Scotland) - 1: The Valley of Lost Souls 2: Herald, 2019  3: Traces and Hidden Places, 2019  4: Fighting Spirit, Paintings: Oil on Linen

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Anonymous asked:

Help! I swallowed a fly accidentally! and it was buzzing around so I swallowed a spider to eat the fly and then I swallowed a bird to eat the spider that ate the fly and oh I don’t know what to do! Help me!

alright, alright, alright. calm down. this sounds like it's getting away from you and you're fucking freaking out and just doing random shit that doesn't make any sense. here's what you do: go find a cat

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Anonymous asked:

sorry to unload this on you but i just have to say that i can never forget the 100k word louis/george clooney fic on ao3 like it haunts me i havent looked at ao3 the same since

Omfg why are you sending this to me like I wrote it 😩 lmaoooo I forgot about it but damn I don’t think I ever read it

Hbd to me 🥳

Also I’m 30??? What?!??

I can’t believe I’ve been on Tumblr for more than a decade but so many of you have known me since I was like 19 which blows my mind. I love you all and as much as this site has been the bane of my existence, it’s given me so much to be thankful for — friends, growth, experiences, laughter, and love. I’m blessed to have made it to 30 and can’t wait for the future 😊💕✨