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GONE FISHING

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Hmmm.. We put this on this thing.. Then take the screw hammer and nail it into my- Oh hi, Didn't see you there. I was just inventing a new type of invention, One that provides the ultimate pleasre. Please enjoy my blog, I'm shy, yet gay. dont be afraid of me. Disclaimer: im sad my spiritual sex adventures + life tips cool arts rest in piece you beautiful baby Sorry homestuck.. drake and jake regular show my Original poetry FAQ Petition
ants and grapes blog When I was a child I was born in a horrible river and I sailed down the river and landed in a bad jungle The second I landed into the bad jungle I instantly turned old. I looked up and a bike fell out of the clouds and I caught it. I positioned my body on the bike, and I started riding it through the forest. I could hear the yelps of million year old spirits. Deafening my ears instantly. I became panicked and short of breath, all I could see was foliage for miles, the path was made of golden dust. I could feel my lungs inhaling the gold dust as my bicycle kicked it up. I could feel myself changing. Changing into what I am now. It was time to grow into a man and reach for the sky. I had to follow my dreams. Finally I got off the bike and started to dig deep into the path, What I saw changed my life. It was a box, But I couldnt seem to get it open. I tapped on it hard with every ounce of energy I had. I realized it was useless. I decided to give it a final tap and at that moment a note fell out. To open this box, You need to search for the meaning of your life, for this is the key to your dreams and all your efforts. I'm searching for my purpose, I've been searching for my purpose all of my life. On the earth there are so many wonderful places to dig. But if you dont know where to dig, All you will find is dirt.
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hello. iwas making spagetty.

THOROUGHLY PISSED OFF

IM VERY MAD!!!! I ordered a Pizza from Deminoes, I said.. Can you put pizza flavored pringles on my Pissa. They said… NO!

I SCREAMED AT THEM!!!!!! I CALLED THEM LITTLE RETARDS!!!!!!!

IM JJUST SOOOOO FUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I havent eat pizza in a long time.

Hi

Sorry i dont post on tumblr anymore. I am ok. I am eating cheeto’s.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? HuH? Huh? Huh?

Thats waht i Thoguht, Butch

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did you get fired

Nobody care’s about my life... Why would you ask me this... 

Can you write a short story about me 💩

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One day pawhol was sitting on the mud next to the bad river. “Gee said pawhold” I wish my legs were longer so i could get Scraps from the seafloor. Just then pawholds toes streched out to the bottom of the bad river and all the bugs and snails and scraps got stuck on. Like a magnet. they got stuck on to the toes and they got pulled into them too like a magnet and they couldnt escape. Pawhold was so happy that they ran for president but didn’t win but at least they still had SFS(sea floor scraps)

Im glad to see everyone is enjoying my shinji story about shinji and his dad. I want to wrote some more storys soon. What should I write the story about.

"When I was a child I was born in a horrible river and I sailed down the river and landed in a bad jungle The second I landed into the bad jungle I instantly turned old. I looked up and a bike fell out of the clouds and I caught it. I positioned my body on the bike, and I started riding it through the forest. I could hear the yelps of 1 million year old spirits." Is this True

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Every word of it is gods own truth quagmanth. I dont know if thats how old the spirits were though they were just old

Ya know what they say. You gotta crack a few eggs. :P

Yeah, it’s, sometimes I don’t know wahts going on.

Next tme your masturbating, you can imagine my Izze head floating around by you in a circle looking at what your doing and taking it in with a smile and it could lead to a Great experiance