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@ivyxaur / ivyxaur.tumblr.com

Ren ✯ 26 ✯ they/he ✯ Autistic Self-Advocate ✯ B.S. in Psychology ✯ Engaged to DanIsUncool
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sufferangels-deactivated2022070

does my chemical romance make u lgbt or do lgbt people get drawn to my chemical romance

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i wonder if it’s time for a cultural reappraisal of rob liefeld’s art. maybe we were all just too quick to judge a guy for daring to have a unique stylized take that focused on exaggeration and action. *actually looks at some of his art again* jesus CHRIST never mind

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

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I cannot stress enough how many conversations on twitter are incomprehensible because someone two quote tweets back deleted the post or their account. the ability to continue sharing and talking about content or concepts after op has checked out of the conversation is crucial to this sites slower pace (affectionate)

truckhole-deactivated20181203

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

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powerbottomlup

that was the devil

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‘No matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always, ALWAYS, want to be here with you.’

Emet Selch really was the only ascian doing shit so when he died he knew that the rejoining would literally never happen bc he spent like 1000+ years orchestrating apocalyptic events and forging empires capable of creating bioweapons and instigating Actual Genocides meanwhile Lahabrea is in the corner making a science fair volcano and Elidibus is just chugging by with not a single thought in his head just animosity and vibes.

Lahabrea comes up to him with his shitty baking soda volcano plan like 'look what I made esteemed colleague Emet-Selch!'

And outwardly he's like 'that's great Lahabrea' but as soon as he leaves the room he just starts beating his forehead against the wall because he knows that the rejoining is fully on him and also not going to take place for at least another 1000+ years

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i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

Thank you to everyone who found the original for us! Here it is!

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Venom But With Hannibal Dialogue

OP where’s the Hannibal but with Venom quotes

Y’all asked, and here you go. Hannibal with Venom quotes:

The Hannibal dialogue makes Venom more deep, and the Venom dialogue just removes Hannibal’s filter.

hannibal but un-posh

the funny thing about the whole "no one wants to work" trend is that this is, hypothetically, how wages are supposed to go up naturally under capitalism. When wages are too low, workers refuse to work, so businesses raise their wages. The problem is that american companies are so used to paying people scraps and so far removed from the idea of workers having any kind of power or demanding some degree of dignity that they're just completely dumbfounded by this. When everyone refuses to work, their first instinct isn't "oh, our wages are too low" it's to post signs complaining about kids these days and begging people to pwease pwease come back to work I pwomise you won't get the cowonaviwus whiwe being yewwed at by a woman who compwains they made hew food wrong and demands a comped dessewt befowe leaving you a $2 tip

I wonder how Tumblr’s been doing since they banned porn

Ah. Well.

I’m starting to actually miss targeted ads