It's been Act 6 for 4 years.

It’s been Act 6 for 4 years.

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard. 

*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*

Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS

FUCK THIS IS ME

kitkataddicted

I briefly misunderstood this ad.

Imagine your icon walking into Hot Topic and yelling “LET’S GET EDGY”

When we went to Windsor there were all these old chinese guys fishing along the river and my mom started talking to them in Chinese and taking pics with their fish and making friends with them

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

AND ZOOLOGICALLY IMPROBABLE

Why would anyone vote for Donald Trump?

His companies have gone bankrupt four times.

He wants to deport immigrants but his parents were German and Swedish illegal immigrants.

He disrespects women in the most humane way.

He disrespected our troops.

He accuses Mexicans of being rapists when he raped his ex-wife Ivana back in 1992.

More than nineteen companies have cut ties with him.

He wants to deport 11 million people which would be separating families and be a massive violation of human rights.

sorry to comment on a post but also neo-nazis & the KKK openly stated that he is “the only hope for white america” so if it isnt apparent there then youre probably a hopeless case

“She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps, I would be dating her.” - Donald Trump

I am Wisdom Dog

hi

what is your wisdom

if your ball is too big for your mouth, it’s not yours

that’s a good wisdom

Oh my god

lgbt was coined by the beatles as an acronym for their names

Lennom George harrison ford Ball “is life” mccartney The drummer

years later House is still as relevant as he ever was

I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown.

Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity.

That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it.

The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes.

Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.

Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick—at least not visibly—that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 

Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  

And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 

You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

This!! ^^

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bernie sanders is just a cute old man wanting to fix the united states and i think we should let him

he’s not just a cute old man, he’s a fucking angry old man who’s tired of this country’s shit

whAT HAVE I DONE?!!?

DO NOT PUT MCR SONGS INTO MINOR KEYS LIKE THIS NO NO NO

warning: very desperate trash

help the shitpost generator is indistinguishable from real tumblr posts

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife