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itty bitty titty committee

@itsbetterthananal / itsbetterthananal.tumblr.com

im chloe. 25. she/her. making it to the top by all memes necessary
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i love breaking bad because its like every time im like yeah jesse slay ily ur doing so well im so happy and proud something tHE WORST happenes and then hes like dealing with this incredibly heavy thing surprisingly well and then walter comes in and hes like oh so you didn't do anything productive while i was gone u just literally got high u r stupid and deserve to die and hes like ok mr white btw heres your money that i clawed out of the devils mouth with my bare hands running on 2 m&ms and while being exposed to trauma that changes a person on a molecular level and i crawled back out of the nine levels of hell and i got it and its here and then walter is like uh im missing 10 dollars actually kys

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me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!

ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it

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people fighting tooth and nail to make the human body a pristine, frozen thing when it is in fact ever-changing and often gross by nature… where is the affection. the respect. let that thing breathe

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