staff: “gay rights!” *bans every post tagged lesbian from being able to be seen by anyone*
ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app
trans-giles
unfriendly reminder that one of the tags they wiped out completely since the ban from App Store was the top surgery tag. yknow, a tag that is Very important for trans men and 9 times outta 10 doesn’t count as NSFW
big muscle lesbians you are so fucking valid
newberyawardwinner
this feels…lesbian…
my friend’s sister is an animal behavioralist and said that the reason aren’t many lesbian penguins because girl penguins don’t traditionally do mating rituals and just wait for their mates to come to them so really there’s no difference between lesbian penguins and lesbian humans
floozys-deactivated20180908
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
floozys
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
I will reblog this every time I see it posted
yo u wanna get gay married???? Skyrim
yo u wanna punch a bear in it’s stupid face???? Skyrim
yo u wanna fight fuckin’ dragons???? Skyrim
yo u wanna kill people for money???? Skyrim
yo u wanna summon otherworldly creatures ???? Skyrim
yo u wanna be a fuckin’ werewolf or a vampire???? Skyrim
yo u wanna YELL REALLY LOUD ???? Skyrim
I’ll tell you who opens the jars in a lesbian relationship. we both do and we have to keep handing the jar back and forth for one to have a go while the other encourages her in a loving and supportive way.
there is no heterosexual explanation for this.
What happens!!?? I want this romance…. so cute
cauliflowerbitch
Ummm im here for vintage lesbians
i’m sure someone probably commented on this post already but this is calamity jane, they eventually move into a tiny cabin together and sing a song about how “a woman’s touch” can fix anything. i watched this movie daily when i was about 7 and now i’m a dyke
soih
my butch lesbian professor who is well into her sixties had told me that this was her first real exposure to the concept that a woman could not only be attracted to other women, but be butch while doing it. she said this movie propelled her into her sexuality with a sense of pride and remains a cornerstone of her coming-out journey. in short, representation matters and always has.
gayantigone
yeah for reference, here’s the “fixing up the cabin” song
i really want to believe that at least one person in the production knew precisely what they were doing
every time I watch the bachelor I think about how much better it would be if it was with lesbians…..but then I think of how it wouldn’t work because all the women would fall in love with each other and not the bachelorette….and THEN I remember the most obvious flaw in this system, the bachelorette could literally have 30 women professing their love for her and knowing us lesbians she would still be like “I just don’t know if they actually like me”
after careful consideration I’ve decided that this in fact would be amazing reality tv and I am currently waiting on a rich lesbian investor
it looks like we have found our lesbian investor
*looks at her*
me @ my heart: good fucking luck buddy
i love women. in the feminist way and in the gay way. happy international women’s day
So I walk into lecture and my gaydar is pinging like crazy. It take me 0.3 seconds to know that girl is a lesbian. Her hair, nails, posture, mannerisms; she might as well have it written on her forehead. We sit next to each other her in class. And as conceited as it sounds, I can tell she is trying to tell if I’m gay too. It’s a tough call because I’m borderline lesbian to the naked eye. So today I wear my gayest outfit, flannel and everything, to help her out. It works we make shifty eye contact twice, so you know it’s serious. Are we dating? I’m not sure. I catch her looking at me in my peripheral, wow things are moving so fast. We’re definitely girlfriends. I’ll let you know when the wedding is. And that is story of how two quiet-ass lesbians will probably never actually speak a word to each other. The end.
