Columbia Oyster Festival calling to us amd pur Swiss Army Knife https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVPVFjBGV4SniLSMsB7ChjF-of_Q240XSFXIY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=iaq1pepee7w6
Division of labor in the marriage: I wake up early and he goes to sleep late, so he picks the dinner recipe (and sets some ingredients out for me) and in the morning I prepare the crock pot and set the timer so there's dinner when we both get home from work. #marriage #crockpotdinner #butalsoletsseehowlongthislevelofplanninglasts https://www.instagram.com/p/BqE_cFrBb2nWiAokm8bJz64TKqXAY1lHSQ2FIM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hjq7kkbsigof
I just want people to know that if your thank you card looks a little wonky, it's because the cat wouldn't allow me exclusive use of my own lap to write them. We compromised. #catdesk https://www.instagram.com/p/BpXV8GvhSuofxLVtrCx82hOJO3qS-fROqcIycg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zwqpboy052pv
Playing hooky from a football game because my man proposed the Greek Festival, and a Greek food date with meat on sticks and stuffed grape leaves and feta and olives and spanikopita and hummus and so much more... (at Columbia's Greek Festival) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoAbB9ADs2ckNethiHx_HSAsPwjxLvUyxYBM3c0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gtpphzrqsl6s
Guinness went with me to a friend's house and had a grant tine chilling and being scratched. We went out, and there was a bunny. Guinness went for a full-tilt chase of the bun, and suddenly the ground was gone because she had run directly into the pook. (Animals are not allowed in the pool for fear of puncturing the liner.) And now she's all wet and had new experiences. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnph7gWjyP2S8FDpEdaov8vYwGQeSxqARMMxZw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ll4r7th6byc7
Update: nest is kitty approved #hurricaneflorence https://www.instagram.com/p/BnmWmeLDW5zgeVfqWe8K3_nv7LHVu92dAxfQ8E0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gyhl3ikqha1t
By our powers combined, we turn from five droopy chair pieces of a sectional sofa to a sort of lounge nest bed for company! (ideally not for two tall people) #hurricaneflorence https://www.instagram.com/p/BnmWFw5hOrp8J0kltgXkfjOtzd1vGqNhvPWadM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hfhn9gp0rsnh
Enjoying her solo lap time until family comes into town with dogs and she exiles herself to behind the washing machine. #hurricaneflorence https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnj6PdrjbL_wnSw2-qT8euRufPb-3qhypnWV_Q0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pwgjantspsgh
When we were talking about engagement pictures this weekend, I asked Ethan if I should arrange to get my makeup done at a makeup counter. He said "But it looks so good when you do it yourself" and the man is not wrong. #engagementpictures #myface https://www.instagram.com/p/BnPMomSDyl9hzhSnU-BI09nagqLpAXo3Mrx3Fk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2orkyzzam7zs
My students didn't think my tardy meme is as funny as I know it is. It's lonely being the funniest person in the room. #teachingprobs https://www.instagram.com/p/BnHy2pDjVRU5x2DpE7UklL_RPokpwn6aCgaxoI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8gf82yvrikqy
Runnin' around at school gettin' frizzy. #Bengalsnolongeronbreak
Cats might pretend they're cool and independent, but this loser waits outside the bathroom for me like she has nothing better to do. #catsofinstagram #itskitty
My light isn't great right now, but can we appreciate how gorgeous these nails are? At my nail tech's suggestion, these are dip nails which really strengthened my nails (which is important because they're bendy when they get long, and I've got some typing coming up with a new school year). #smallluxuries
reblog for noises
the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms
Why are this person’s slippers fighting
I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate
doctor banner and mr. hulk
Mr. Hulk was his father. Please, just call him Hulk.
Shakespeare Plays as Screencaps from Always Sunny
All’s Well That Ends Well
Antony and Cleopatra
As You Like It
The Comedy of Errors
Coriolanus
Cymbeline
Hamlet
Henry IV Part I
Henry IV Part II
Henry V
Henry VI Part I
Henry VI Part II
Henry VI Part III
Henry VIII
Julius Caesar
King John
King Lear
Love’s Labours Lost
Macbeth
Measure for Measure
The Merchant of Venice
The Merry Wives of Windsor
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Much Ado About Nothing
Othello
Pericles
Richard II
Richard III
Romeo and Juliet
The Taming of the Shrew
The Tempest
Timon of Athens
Titus Andronicus
Troilus and Cressida
Twelfth Night
Two Gentlemen of Verona
The Winter’s Tale
Working on that #AmazonPrimeDay gotta-catch-em-all game with the crash page dogs
Ethan's purging his wardrobe and kitty needed to investigate. #tabbycat #catsofinstagram
"Are there culinary rewards for this show of companionship?" #tabbycat #catsofinstagram



