Why would donuts care about your journey? Look at them! They’re heartless. Literally heartless!

am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland creates creepy mirrored sculptures out of acrylic glass that makes them blend into their surroundings until your perspective shifts and they suddenly catch your eye. Source Source 2

imagine getting lost in the woods and coming across these

on a scale of 1-10 how ready for death would you be

i didn’t know chaotic evil looked like someone’s dad from north dakota

Rest In Peace, Prince (7th June 1958 - 21st April 2016)

Who wants to hear how I rekted a straight boys ego in gym class today? Because in really fucking proud rn

*is waiting*

*cracks knuckles* okay nerds listen the fuck up.

So I’m in a special gym class for the swim team, so it’s coed with the boys and girls swim team for my school. It’s leg day, and I was setting up my rack for squats. Now I don’t usually go hard in gym because I don’t fucking care and I’m a 3 season athlete, I don’t actually need extra fuxking exercise. I only put maybe 10 pounds on the bar, and this fucking twig looking punk ass comes from fucking nowhere and starts laughing. Mind you I’m taller than fucking everyone in this class, I towered over this twerp. I ask him why he’s laughing, and he says, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, “Women are so weak” and I almost decked his ass right then but I bite my tongue. For no fucking reason he decided to continue, “Why are women even in sports, they can’t do anything! What’s your max, 50 pounds?” And all his friends are laughing and telling him how cool this he is. So I challenge him to a squatting challenge, I want to see how much weight he can squat. He’s all reluctant now, saying how that wasn’t safe for me, how I might hurt myself, but my swim coach comes from behind and says she would like to see it so he’s like “Fine, whatever, if you get hurt it ain’t my fault.”

He proceeds to put fucking 100 pounds on, my ass is trying not to laugh because wow that’s “a lot”, and the whole time he is struggling, groaning and making gross ass male noises, and only got 4 reps in. He sets it back on the rack and looks at me with this fucking smirk, surrounded by his douche group, and omg I’m about to just drop kick his ass, and he does that stupid hand motion towards the rack. I walk over and my team members ask me how much I want. I tell them to double it. Everyone stops and my coach is smiling cause she knows how much I can squat. My teammates are like “… Are you sure?” And I tell them how I’m fucking ready. So they put 100 more pounds on, making it now 200 pounds, and I tell them to back off. I then walk over and add 50 more pounds, the whole time looking at this white trash. He looks like a dead man, crusty lookin ass about to pass out. The bar now has 250 pounds, and I get 15 reps in. I set it down and I walk up to him, not having broken a sweat, and just pat him on the cheek before continuing on with my workout. My teammates are all freaking out, telling me how cool that was and how they never knew, but the boys team looks like they’re going to cry. I’m really fucking sore but I regret nothing.

That’s the story how I went up in weight for my squat with the pure determination of breaking up fuckbois dreams @ask-elizabeth-holly-hamilton

Okay I was looking back on this because we were maxing today and my coach said that wasn’t my max and I’m like??? What, and I realized I never accounted for the bar, so that makes total weight was 295.

@lady-lazar-us

i had this dream last night where donald trump said that had he been alive, alexander hamilton would vote for him and alexander’s ghost appeared and said ‘i’d rather french kiss secretary jefferson’

Someone needs to draw this

yes someone do it

I know that someone probably drew this already, but I did it anyway

aye someone needs to tweet this to donald trump bc i want to see him turn as red as alexander’s outfit

Majestic Landscapes are Captured Reflected on South Korean Lakes by Jaewoon U

South Korean photographer Jaewoon U captures the magical and rich colors of the South Korean countryside. Reflected on the lakes of rural landscape, the photographer manages to capture the beauty of his artistry and the imagery of the scenery in his photography.

He intelligently exposes the artistic and organic tool of symmetry found in nature. He showcases the harmony of its rivers and injects a large dose of wanderlust into our bloodstream.

(via porkymama)

WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?

I really love this and the art is really beautiful and the message is wonderful. 

comic by corrinne james for rookiemag. 

sometime in the near future you will wake up at 3AM beside the person you love most in the world; wearing next to nothing, you will touch their cheek and they will sleepily pull you closer. the sky will be pink and gold and reflecting onto your love’s bare back. you will feel safe and secure.

Sometime in the near future you will wake up at 9am on a Saturday morning(despite your best efforts and the blackout curtains) beside the person you love most in the world; wearing ratty gym shorts and tshirts so old and soft you couldn’t give a flying fuck if they have more holes than cloth. You’ll blink like an animal coming out of hibernation at your love. Their face will be smashed in to a pillow, mouth open, probably drooling. And you’ll glare at the sunlight filtering through the curtains, think to yourself “fuck it” and burrow into their arms, earning a semi conscious grumble as they rearrange without waking up. You will feel safe and secure.

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my life