If childbirth is soooooo hard then why don’t u just lay eggs like everyone else u fricken morons

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off

dont catch feelings you’ll die

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

zendaya said fuck racist lives

We stan

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous

me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ me 

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten