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How Do I Put This Gently ?

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JUST A SEMI-FUNCTIONING INDIVIDUAL NAVIGATING HIGHER EDUCATION WITH A COCKTAIL IN HER HAND AND A TENDENCY TO EMBARRASS HERSELF. I'M AS CLASSY AS THEY COME. BASICALLY, I'M IN GRADUATE SCHOOL (ALMOST DONE!!!) AND (still) SLOWLY LOSING MY MIND.

PEACE OUT

HDIPTG readers, fellow bitches, etc.,

When I first started making this blog bored as hell in my graduate class several years ago, I never imagined this many other people would be as entertained by my dumb ideas as I was. See Mom, being a smart ass did get me somewhere...I guess? lol. But anyway, fast forward a few years and now I've got my masters degree, I have a job, and (biggest shocker of them all), I'm getting married. But before you judge too hard, my fiancee and I vomited outside a pizza place from drinking on Saturday, so clearly, being engaged isn't affecting my klassiness. It's been a crazy ride and I've truly enjoyed all the nice, humorous, creepy, very creepy, and amusing messages I've received and I love that I was able to make at least a few people laugh and distract more than a few from finals. I'm too busy to be able to post regularly, so I figured I'd stick a fork in it rather than let it die a slow death. My blog will remain intact, but I won't be posting anymore. So, next time you're sucking down that adult beverage, pour a little out for me. I would say I'd do the same, but I'm too much of a bitch.

Stay classy, stay tipsy, and funny,

lol did you think I would finally reveal my name? lol jokes. Nah... :)

WHEN I FORGET THAT I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE THE NIGHT BEFORE

IT'S LIKE:

TRYING TO BE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP IN COLLEGE

IT'S LIKE:

WHEN IM SHOPPING AND I SEE SOMETHING I LIKE

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WHEN I REALIZE IT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE:

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WHEN SOMEONE REMINDS THE PROFESSOR ABOUT HANDING IN AN ASSIGNMENT

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WHEN I LOOK AT EVERYONE'S FUN FACEBOOK WEEKEND PICS

I'M LIKE: