Avatar

Car Radio

@horribleham / horribleham.tumblr.com

  May Disith bullets pass Mullin Shetland's body by.
Avatar

your government actively hates you

Just as a point of interest, breaking and entering in Missouri is only a misdemeanor. I wonder if they realize that, as long as you commit no other crime inside, it is now a lesser crime to break in somewhere (as long as it is not a state building) to sleep than it is to sleep under an overpass.

Avatar

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

Avatar

^ Funny Doggies of Myth and Legend Compilation

“They’re gonna know ur trans when they dig up ur bones thousands of years from now!”

Like ok even if somehow that happens why the fuck would I care I would have been dead for centuries at that point what am I gonna come back and be mad someone thinks I’m biologically female or male? I swear transphobes just making up shit at this point

Also most people aren't dug up by archaeologists. Also also if somehow a future archaeologist can determine without doubt that someone is trans just from bones, they'll probably just say "neat! Look at this phase of human medical history! Guys check this out this is how they used to do gender transition!" Also also also if things go well the archaeologists won't be bigots they'll just see trans people as a thing that exists and existed in their past (our present).

put the reading from my music history class through a text-to-speech voice thingy while minecrafting to see if that’d help me focus but the way it says “boogie woogie bugle boy” keeps sending me into fits of hysterics