JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BELLE

in February this post will be six years old 😭

@candy-ashes

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

Imagine 30 years from now having to explain to people that Disney was trying to do something DARING by exploring Internet World so they made an “emotional” scene where the main character reads mean comments about him by people who dont even know he’s a sentient creature and just consider him a dumb video game meme

This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock

You see this? This is why we can’t have nice things in any kind of fandom. This kind of entitled behavior is what makes tumblr a laughing stock. Full stop.

About me

The girl hitting him is wearing a Vanellope shirt this is a blessed image

Do you know what I’ve been thinking a lot about?

Edna Mode.

Do you know what I’ve been specifically thinking about?

What she tells Bob in the new Olympics teaser for The Incredibles 2 (link: x).

“Done properly, parenting is a heroic act. Done. Properly.”

That’s…oddly specific there, Edna. I mean, okay, everyone has their idioms about parenting and families but no, we all know Edna’s dramatic af but those words had weight behind them. She wasn’t just talking about Bob taking care of Jack-Jack. She was alluding to something else.

But what could she have possibly been alluding to?

I mean the Parrs were the only Super family that had children…right? I mean, I guess it’s possible to know people other than Supers but…

Hang on.

No…god…no…

There was another kid who was a superhero.

Remember?

She was just a teenager when she died. Due to her cape. On a suit that was made by Edna herself. 

But where did Stratogale even come from? I mean I guess we could come up with potential parents from the large behind-the-scenes superhero database but…we could also create a horrendously dark theory…and I think you all know which one I’m leaning towards.

Done properly, parenting is a heroic act. Done. Properly.

But what if you don’t do it properly? What if you’re a Super and your daughter is a Super? And your daughter wants to fight crime? And like a fool, you let her? You even make her her own costume? As a result, she dies, and the government becomes so freaked out that they make it illegal for Supers to have children? And years later, Bob and Helen have to do their best to hide their children and their children’s powers? But not only that, Bob and Helen are both terrified at the thought of their children going into battle because they both know what could happen, having seen the unthinkable happen to a family friend? But you know, you know children and you know that they’re going to join the battle anyway and so you do everything within your power to make sure that they’re better prepared than—than—you do everything within your power to make sure that they’re prepared, to make sure that their suits will save them, not hinder them? Unlike—

And when Bob comes to your door in the middle of the night, because of course he comes to your door, you’re the one who would know, you offer him the cold advice: Done properly, parenting can be a heroic act. Done. Properly. 

And that’s all you’re going to say on the matter.

After all—you never look back.

You know, I told myself I’d never post su critical again after all the hate I got from fans over the moon base orb post, but I couldn’t help myself, I had to break down why this joke doesn’t work 

@peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons

i dunno what the hell op is on about i thought this joke was great

This reminds me of all the times people who hated Frozen went frame by frame to find animation errors

“I want a plus-sized princess!”

“I want a princess who can’t sing!”

“I want a princess who can fight!”

“I want a non-traditional princess!”

In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

The issue is that she’s a big green ogre.

And in-universe, she’s implied to be ugly except to one (1) guy and/or when she’s in her thin, human form.

Granted beauty’s not EVERYTHING, and it is nice for you to for sure be appreciated by one person, but I imagine that if I were plus sized and the only rep I got in movies was a green ogre that fights and her singing kills birds, that’d kind of suck. :/

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

Some of y'all need to learn how to take a joke damn

Who’s joking this is a stone cold statement of truth

satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world

it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already

that’s way more horrifying than my original post intended to be! thank you! what the fuck!

*barricades myself in disneyworld and technically lives forever as a lich of the legal system*

I would recommend reading the book Mouse Tales as it goes into detail just how many people have lost their lives within Disneyland (not so much Disneyworld, that is a later book)

Having worked there, I know that ambulances are referred to as “Alpha Units” under a code name since if some regular Joe hears the word ambulance they’re gonna go into hysterics or some shit (ambulances can drive nearly anywhere on the premise if needed)