day of birth 🎈
taking my pet calorie for a brisk walk
dear god what have i done
The moment a person is like don’t eat fruit there’s too much sugar. I automatically know they don’t know ANYTHING
"didn't you wear that yesterday" um ever hear of a WASHING MACHINE?? [< did not actually wash it]
saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.
Did the spider that made a web in my cars mirror survive being barreled down the highway at light speed? Can insects feel fear in a way we understand? If I think too hard about this I start wondering if this is what the other side of a lovecraftian story looks like. An ant lost on the bus.
Don't you dare do this to me
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babyionian-deactivated20200611
this melodramatic hardstyle song intro is still the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life
I think people sometimes forget that the Crazy Frog was literally a TV ad spot for a novelty ringtone. Which is such an unbelievably specific bygone era that its easier to imagine it as some kind of internet meme animation.
And then it was so wildly popular that the creators overlaid some of the sound effects onto bestselling 1984 movie soundtrack song "Axel F" and it was SO popular that people just imagine the song was written for the ringtone ad frog. From when you paid for ringtones. On TV.
Wait, it WASNT meme animation?? I thought it was just like that gummy bear song 😭
So I have some news for you about the gummy bear song...
