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Hentai House of Horrors

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Welcome to the Hentai House of Horrors! Here, we showcase a wide assortment of hentai dialogue, from the goofy to the plain bizarre. Other weird Japanese shit may pop up from time to time, too. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this fascinating look at the sheer ridiculousness of hentai! Currently, we have victim(s) online. Also, feel free to submit your own! Happy fapping...?

HELP WANTED

So I'm looking to get this shitshow back on the road, and figured it was time to recruit a couple of mods. Your duties would involve uploading and queuing posts (I have a ton of unposted images, so don't worry about having to find new ones just yet), helping out with asks, and generally keeping things lubricated. People I'm at least vaguely familiar with (i.e., have been following for a while) are definitely a plus, but I'll talk with and consider anyone. Hit up my askbox at my personal blog if you're interested.

Anonymous asked:

JUST BAN THE FUCKING DUMB FUCK SHITS

Passive-aggressively redirecting them to Google reverse-image-search is both more practical and more satisfying.

Anonymous asked:

Just for reference, you can get past the panda by replacing the "ex" in "exhentai" with "g.e-".

g.e- doesn't have all the content of ex, though (any of the more "extreme" tags usually result in a removal on g.e-), so I use the latter when finding material for this blog. And because people can't be arsed to spend five minutes to figure out their cookies, there'll be all manner of panda-whinging if I were to post a link to something that was up on ex but not g.e-.

Anonymous asked:

Is there a reason why you don't link to the H-manga?

As I've mentioned multiple times before, a lot of these are user submissions, and a fair chunk of them are found as excerpts without the source. For the rest of them, I get them from exhentai, so if I posted the links, people would flood my inbox with "HOW I GET PAST THE SAD PANDA?"

Anonymous asked:

My biggest fear is actually blurting one of these lines out during sex

Sometimes, when I wanted to irritate my ex, I'd say one of them during sex. Sure, it'd result in no sex for at least a week, but it was totally worth it.

Anonymous asked:

a friend asked me what "oni-chan" means, I told him that it was what japanese girls says when they get fuck them deep in the ass

Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Although you forgot the part about the banshee wails.

Anonymous asked:

How about some boku no pico?

Boku no Pico is entry-level as far as odd hentai goes.

Anonymous asked:

Request: add the title/artist of the work you're posting!

50% of the content here is user-submitted, and another 25% is found without the original source (i.e., just the image in question). So even if I were to add the sources for the 25% of the posts where I DO know the source, people would whinge anyway. Reverse image search is your friend.