coming back to this blog means seeing how much of a gross person i was and wanting a time machine to beat myself up. why was i like that?
fonzworthcutlass
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
statz-876
$50 maybe
a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it
glitterslither
You need.. you need to unmute…
cobaltdays
I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!
This is perfection 😂
this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend
honestly what the fuck does this mean
android-green
“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”
GOOD ADVICE
I now remember why I stopped using this account Now I’m angry and hot and sweaty.
what studying languages is like
latin: words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them
greek: hello naughty students it's participle time
egyptian: ancient pictionary
french: pronouncing every letter is for chumps
german: let's combine every other word together to create the U L T I M A T E F R A N K E N W O R D
mandarin: lol whats a verb tense
spanish: LOL WHAT ISN'T A VERB TENSE
shadesofmidnights-deactivated20
Christina Ricci, who as a child famously portrayed Wednesday Addams, dressed up as Morticia Addams…
YOOOOOO
Or is she Wednesday Addams who grew up and started dressing like her mom?
It’s true, I killed myself last Thursday.
Matthew Bellamy on the rumour about him commited suicide (source)
