I would say probably marry Stephen Colbert, he’s such a good Catholic man. I guess I would kill Fassbender. And I would have sex with B.J. Yes, I’ve done that.
She pins you to hotel doors—
not a goddess anymore,
but she still looks like religion in high heels.
She kisses you godless. Whispers,We dress like princesses to go out and kill kings.
Ashe Vernon, from “Old World Gods,” Wrong Side of a Fistfight (via lifeinpoetry)
Actual Star Signs as Harry Potter Characters
Aries: James Potter, Fred and George Weasley
Taurus: Victoire Weasley, Pomona Sprout
Gemini: Draco Malfoy
Cancer: Dobby
Leo: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley
Virgo: Hermione Granger
Libra: Minerva McGonagall
Scorpio: Molly Weasley
Sagittarius: Rubeus Hagrid, Bill and Charlie Weasley
Capricorn: Voldemort, Severus Snape
Aquarius: Luna Lovegood, Lily Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart, Arthur Weasley
Pisces: Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, Sybill Trelawney
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Get to know me meme - female characters - Luna Lovegood - “I’ve been able to see them ever since my first day here. They’ve always pulled the carriages. Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am
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Breaking news: actor Tom Hardy was adopted by another dog.
#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck
women of star wars appreciation week: day 3. → somebody has to save our skins! [leia organa]
the signs as fairy tale aesthetics
aries: stolen treasures, flashing swords and thunderstorms
taurus: wild woods, hidden curses and fur gowns
gemini: gingerbread cottages, wildflowers, and potion vials
cancer: glass slippers, enchanted springs and gemstones
leo: sleeping dragons, secret keys and gold crowns
virgo: pressed flowers, wild hair and fairy wings
libra: ermine trim, magic mirrors and a throne
scorpio: eternal love, haunted forests and crushed velvet
sagittarius: red roses, magic lamps and a castle steeped in fog
capricorn: swan feathers, ice palaces and a string of pearls
aquarius: leather-bound spell-books, wooden cabins and mason jars
pisces: mermaid tails, crescent moons and a raging sea
in which billy eichner is #me
Pascal Flammer designed this Swiss house with ground level windows, to make it seem as if the nature outside flows continuously into the home.
Source: digitalramen
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I was literally just thinking about this movie and how lovely it is