sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on
This is an incredibly valuable skill. I've noticed an increase in my personal happiness by doing this.
so lil uzi very recently came out to using they/them pronouns, and wikipedia was quick to change that, but it looks like whoever did it just used find and replace to remove any instance of words starting with “he”, leading to absolute treasures like these
THEYLP
This is wonderful, because you can literally search "whole words only" on find and replace, but they decided to be hilarious instead.
I love that feeling of like… having alone time but also with someone? You know when you’re in the same room, sitting together on the sofa or the bed, quietly and separately doing your own things. Maybe leaning against each other or softly touching. Sometimes you don’t actually wanna talk but you’re still enjoying the silent presence of that person. There’s a sense of quiet, peaceful comfort.
‘hell’ and ‘fuck’ combining into the much less substantial ‘heck’ is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chloride combing to make table salt
you’re the only worthwhile commentary on this post and I’d like to thank you for that
A collection of cats from southern utahs petfinder
Gandalf the slay youre not supposed to be there
"online free" is the best thing you can ever type into a search bar
… said the virus makers
Mad because sexy singles in my area want me
picking up my brain like it’s a 25lb bag of clay and slamming it on the wedging table until it’s soft and workable
Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is
i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
Anonymous asked:
you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?
I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying
