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Old as the hills. 18+ content. Join my newsletter, Sad Clown Express for the latest. https://sadclownexpress.substack.com/ Buy me a coffee! https://ko-fi.com/fqhazards

I'm trying to make a newsletter for my erotica pen name, but the blank white landing page called to me. Truly, a cult would be the answer to a lot of my problems ... and the beginning of many more. But I digress.

And we are LIVE for Episode 6! If you're a Prime member and don't usually fuck with Kindle Vella, you not know about the 200 tokens you get free. On the Vella site, you can see a little key token on the righthand side. Each locked episode can be retrieved by tokens, which are determined by the wordcount.

If you're outside the USA or just don't like reading serials, that's A-OK, the completed work will be available at some future date.

"Perette, if you marry me, I will do my best to give you the happiest life possible." Handsome, rich, and absurdly romantic, Jean-FranΓ§ois Lafleur is dying to be married. He lives in 18th-century New Orleans and eagerly awaits news of his new bride, Perette, who is one of the filles du roi. These daughters of the king were sent from France and provided with a dowry and a wardrobe, with the promise of marriage at the end of their long journey. But when Perette arrives, she is strange -- sickly -- and hiding a terrible secret. But it doesn't matter to Jean-FranΓ§ois, who has fallen deeply in love with Perette, and will stop at nothing to unite them forever. The Coffin Girl is a queer gothic romance, featuring a transwoman vampire and the man who loves her. It features temporary character death, strong horror elements, supernatural-induced violence and various historical oddities. This is a standalone novelette with a HEA.

The best way to watch Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power IS to have zany theories that the show will at no point bear out. Here are some I formulated since last night. SPOILERS except not really because none of these are real!!!

I wanna do one of those β€œif you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

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Eh. Doing it anyway.

If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”