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Maliciously Twee

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A terrible rabbit | 28 |always tired and sad Mostly reblogs. Occasional art. (I don't really use tumblr very much anymore...) - Art Tag (old art tag) Art Blog PaintBerri Deviantart Twitter

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

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madmaxrebo

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

gonda-deactivated20210511

Another crap thing I do to make references, if you like it I can make more tutorials but idk if someone would find sense in my crazy stuff hahaha

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

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superyummysandwich

You… called a cat Roomba?????

Yeah my boss forgot that I’m banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.

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darkqueen-of-asgard

Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute

I have been banned SEVERAL times.

1.  i named a cat Potato.

i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.

2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick

3. i named this kitten Kickstand.  His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand.  i mean, it was until it got amputated.

4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis.  also featuring Kickstand again.

5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to.  in my defense, he was 100% bastard.

6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7.  the answer is 7.  ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)

i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences. 

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lenotchpoodles

Good story op

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a-teleporting-cat

You shall be the one to name my future cats

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Rice planting. Nepal

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opossum-saucem

Vibe checking. Nepal

I was curious about a source on this because OP has it tagged as “india,” while the two comments above affirm it as Nepal.

Interestingly, reverse image search brought up this photo, which appears to be a capture of the exact same moment, just from a different angle: 

Nepalese farmers throw mud at each other in a paddy field in Tau-Daha village on the outskirts of Kathmandu on June 29, 2010. The farmers are celebrating National Paddy Day on ‘Asar 15’ of the Nepali calendar as the annual rice planting season begins. AFP PHOTO/Prakash MATHEMA

Two more photos of continued vibe checking, also from Prakash Mathema [1] [2]

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gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ブォン but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ブォン

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celyndrical

Can you make him throw this 🍍

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dartfrogs

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ブォン

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celyndrical

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

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dartfrogs

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

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celyndrical

Here you go!

💖

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dartfrogs

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

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gamerartist250

(っ💖)っ  ah.