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a chastity belt made of bees

thoughts?

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WHO said vegans can’t read books? 😍

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Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

toast-potent

oh FUCJK i just realized something

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toast-potent

holdon just give me a fucking second

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toast-potent

You’re not allowed to say this and you know it

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You know what’s better than weed?

Water

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oengus-dodd

here’s this dumb bitch again

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Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

when i snap mi fingers WHIP WHIP WHPI back to me!!! when i SNAP ME FINGIES WHIP YE HEAD AROUND BOY!!!! WHEN I SNEP ME FINGIES WHEP YE HEAD ROUND BOY-O