I’ll represent you in court :)

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

@onefeelslikeaduck："this dog is not abused. this dog is abusing me" 💀💀

Reminds me of that comic where a cat wants to jump in the deliciousness changer saying "I can do it father, I am strong".

You can't say that and not send a link you tease

You're right, I should have found it and added it. So that's what I've done now

it’s the year 2080. the expressions “the horse has left the hospital” and “between a crematorium and a dildo store” have fully entered the lexicon even though barely anyone remembers where they originated. one day the kids who live in the Amazon Temperate Habitat Bubble next door ask me what was between the proverbial crematorium and dildo store in the first place. i rip off my Amazoxygen® Ventilator and gasp, “the fucking horse” and immediately die from the polluted air in my probably-covid-ravaged lungs. haunted by these cryptic last words, the kids bury themselves in the ancient runes of the Internet Archive until they find the meme that unlocks it all. the horse was one of the last presidents of the late american empire, a lynchpin in the slow disintegration of the union. suddenly, a drone flies directly through the window. “forbidden word detected: ‘union’,” it says, gearing up its Amazon Brainbuster Electric Reinforcement System. they run

some of you just don't know how to say 'OK I didn't know that, sorry and thank you' to save your souls like I can somewhat understand the defensiveness but u gotta internalized the fact that u also sound painfully callous and dismissive and if that's the hill u want to die on be my guest and die on it quickly but if u care about ur impact on others you should learn to be considerate and self aware. being right is not as important as being decent... I'm not saying anything groundbreaking like how is that not the bare minimum. I know it's 2am and nobody cares but I am Annoyed™️

“hello europe this is epic sax guy”

Out of context Eurovision spoilers bc I think I'm funny

still not sorry

germany:

i don’t feel hate :)

finland:

P̷̨͖̹̬͊̐̊̎͆Ư̷̜̥̩̺̻̮̺͈͕͐̈́̾̒̆̍͠T̶͍̼̝̅̚ ̵̢̛̞̪̦̬̤͎̣̤̥̥̩̾̄̀͂̃́͛̍͂͑Y̴̢̧̨̟̫̗̰͎̪̤͎̫͆͊ͅÓ̸̡̩̠̣̲̠̗̳̉̒U̴̩̗̣̾̈͊̌̂͝R̵͚̫͕̭̬̬͓̱̝̳̓̐͗̍̽ ̴̪̘͎̲̲͉̻͍̻͔̖͓̿̂̓̋̄̾̈́̋̏̃́͜ͅM̵͖̹̠̪͖͐̄́̐͛͒̒͑͋̇̈́͜ͅI̷̲̬͐D̸͔̟̗͍̗́Ḑ̶̛̠̬̞͈̤̯͔̠̳͍̰̫͙̑̑̏̐̎̆̈́Ḽ̶̨̖̣̺͍̪̣̣̣̎͗̒͛͑͜͝Ë̶̫̯̩͕͇͙̲̠́̀̿̀͗̿͆̕ ̷̯̻̖̽̂̌̄̈́́F̷͙͙̘͕͇́͊̍́́͑͐͛͛̈́͝Î̵̳̲̣̜͋̈́̇̉̿̏̓͂͝N̸̨̡̨̩̩̠̻̖̣̣̦̈G̶̙̱̞͎̰̹̼̲͍̣̘̠̰͒̋ͅE̸͇̩̖̤̜͇̭̩̬͋̋͒̽̃̓ͅͅŖ̶̧̨̤̱̰̲̳̳̪̭̫͓̿̽͐̈́̓̌͌͛S̶̟͍̣͚͓̲̝̞̺̰͖͍͒͗̀̈͘ ̵͍̠̘͉̙͂̑͂͒͝Ǘ̶̲̥̄͐̌̄̾̚P̸̧̨͉̻̭̯̱͉̜̤̤̉͐͐̇̌

matching icons for you and the squad

The fun part is over.

War is upon Europe.

I realize now that without context this kinda message coming from an account named allthingsgerman can sound a bit ominous.

the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems

Never thought they could top their ending pose of 2020, but here it is.

[insert my last 6 brain cells joke here]

germany:💛😘🌸😇❤️️💐☀️✌️😍💗🧸️

finland: 🖕👿😤💣❗️❗️⚡️🤬🔥😈

Sweden sending another male solo artist with a generic pop song

what the people in the arena are actually watching during greece’s performance

me and the squad on our way to make bad desicions