Prosecutor hierarchy be like
[ID: A digital doodle of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey. Phoenix looks distressed, staring into the middle surrounded by text reading "What the fuck is going on?" "Oh god is my evil ex somehow out of jail?" "That bridge is a death trap" "Who tf is this "Iris"?" "If it's Dahlia then how is she here?" and "This sucks so bad". Maya grins at him mischievously and says "Ha ha Nick, have you got a crush?". End description.]
Just started Bridge to the Turnabout and Phoenix is once again already absolutely going through it, this time with Maya laughing at him
miles and phoenix both have terrible taste in men (each other) but theyre also the only two people in the entire world who can stand each other for longer than five hours
we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?
i forgot what website i was on, hold on
marvel's fall from grace is insane 5 years ago the latest marvel movie would be THE thing on the dash and at least 3 memes would come out of it and yet the most recent thor film, directed by a man half of the website is currently annoying about, came out today and it isn't even trending on here. the previous thor film was inescapable for months when it came out. ace attorney is trending rn.
guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous
stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)
what i love about aa4 phoenix is that he never does the whole ‘dont stoop to their level’ ‘revenge isnt worth it’ ‘dont be as bad as them’ mindset. fuck kristoph gavin. forge the ace. hes vaulting over the defence bench to get his ass
germany? like from ace attorney? you know that's not a real place right
‘kristoph gavin/matt engarde/simon keyes could’ve been a 2010s tumblr sexyman’ is nothing. it’s obvious it’s played. ‘winston payne could become a 2020s tumblr little skrunkly’ is fresh, it’s threatening,
