My dear Frodo. Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2001 - 2003)
man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like βoh so this is coming from the guy whoβs buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it.β wish i couldβve been in the room for that one
PARKS AND RECREATION (2009β2015) 7x09 - βPie-Maryβ
I love calling βstraightβ characters bisexual. Whoβs gonna stop me? Certainly not them. Theyβre bisexual.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (USA, 1937)
"listening at a volume louder than this point can damage your ears" i wish my head would explode everytime i listen to music domt tell me what to do
