the bar is so low
im gonna go ahead and say this meme was absolutely made by a straight man
Why did he name his son that
Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew
yikes
Op where’s the two
I was about to ask where’s the 1 and then got the joke but where’s the two?
ah you noticed that two
Fun fact about Comet, he’s actually a dude transformed into a horse, and he and Supergirl dated.
pseudalopex
I hate super hero comics
Source: fyspringfield.com
wait a minute is this the person who asked if jesus was a tits or ass man
IT IS
Is this post from before or after the sexual side effects
I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus
kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing
*Opens book*
*takes 3000 Psychic damage*
*closes book*
“Neat!”
I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)
uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813
Pick a bottle any bottle lol
the only man i trust is dr. phil
landofsnowandroses
Shut up. He’s nothing but a mediocre unit of American entertainment. Literally all he does is be bald and look stupid like that mole rat from Kim Possible, except Mole was smarter. You should trust Disney channel characters.
his name was Rufus
