The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS
Not gonna lie I think the pandemic has had some effects on me
Ok by far the funniest thing I have ever seen is someone on twitter acting mortified that Gerard wore a shirt from a company that sells “knives and gun holsters”
OP is 29 entire years old btw. This is maybe the funniest shit i have ever seen
thinking about the plur lifestyle
shrexy
thinking about the plur lifestyle boys
kitfisto
whats plur
shrexy
PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE
kitfisto
*thinks about the plur lifestyle*
“act natural my RA is at the door”
18 year old girl who just smoked the cheapest joint ever constructed after escaping a lifetime of Christian fundamentalism just 2 months prior:
This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it
To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything
Unironically based soda
my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
my girl is so silly she can double jump and use the plasma rifle
stunningpicture
I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.
this is breathtaking
This is now one of my top three favorite photos of all time.
another one of my favorites
My insurance won't cover me getting wraparound sunglasses surgically grafted to my face like adam jensen. I don't think they understand the cybergoth rave lifestyle. What do i do forum
for just $116.99 you can make this your reality
Something bad is happening
i learned that the Twilight Zone was created after Rod Serling’s teleplay inspired by Emmett Till’s murder was heavily censored by networks and advertisers. The censorship led Serling to rethink his approach and delve into the era’s social issues through a filter of science fiction and fantasy (x)
“The writer’s role is to be a menacer of the public’s conscience,” Serling later said. “He must have a position, a point of view. He must see the arts as a vehicle of social criticism and he must focus the issues of his time.”
I’m printing this out for my wall.
when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !
I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
Beekeeper protecting his bees from hornets.
Why the fuck would you post this. Fuck your bees, why don't you just kill them normally???
yeah he should kill them humanely withh 2 bullets to the head
saru brother
OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”
