superwholock pussy got me saying unf and making my penis do the thing
me on a plane: i sure hope this isnt 9/11 2
the Pharoah's mummy inside the pyramid: UUUUURRRRRHHHHGHH!!!!!
before 9/11 ends here is the single unintentionally funniest PSA to come out of the twin towers being destroyed
the twin towers didn’t collapse on 9/11. there was a gigantic invisible woman walking around. and buddy, she was a freak
there's an iphone 14?? I didn't even know there was an Iphone 13??
the iphone 13 came out last year. the iphone 14 just got announced.
I thought Iphone 10 came out last year or something
the iphone 10 came out 5 years ago
say wallah?
it came out in 2017, that was 5 years ago
get out of town
me: yeah i think im gonna have to put her down... its just, when they get old like this
friend: yeah man i know. its rough... but thats kinda pets. its gonna happen. be happy you gave her the years you did
Victoria, the driven yet oppressed daughter of a rich-yet-distant lord in a British children's book: Well I just think you two are some of the most boring people I've ever met. Where's your sense of adventure? I'd rather talk of battling pirates at sea, or finding buried treasure in your backyard... you grownups are so unimaginative!
fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick
Gentrification
imamakeit
Whateva Wigga
oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya
shashinsoul
Lmfao yo I’m dead
Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.
can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean
lionkingjah
Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint
you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin
we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
when you go on the comments section of youtube and you see some guy with the username “QuintonGaming Reviews” and a shitty ms paint avatar of their OC they’re about to say the dumbest fucking shit on the planet or a truth that could restore the library of alexandria
nalgenebottle-deactivated201706
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
Wish I could find every monster from “Volfoss” in at least this quality of scan but at least a third of the bestiary only exists as low-res images (same ones I reviewed on my website eight years ago) 2016 was famous for a bunch of celebrity deaths but Yasushi Nirasawa was the most surprising one that made me personally saddest. An unbelievable loss to the world of character design, and he was only 52. What kind of shitworld kills the guy who drew lunaponny or dicela halfway through living
it is my solemn pledge to you that i will never use tonal markers as long as i tread this rotten earth
idk if they exist outside of the state but in florida we have this burrito/taco restaurant chain called tijuana flats and i guess the owners are either vets or hardcore republicans because a recurring fixture in all of their restaurants is iraq war memorabilia. the walls are covered in quirky graffiti but you turn your head and see framed pictures of saddam dollars and an american GI trashing hussein's mansion with the caption "TIJUANA FLATS BRINGS THE HEAT TO IRAQ!" while selling their signature hot sauce. all of their restaurants here do this
i wasn’t sure about it but blaze is a good feature. i cannot think of any other website that has a feature where you can pay money and have hundreds of people bully you