@glorianas / glorianas.tumblr.com
I'm sorry but I gotta unfollow. Idk what the hell got into you lately but your aura is super toxic. It's killing birds and insects that fly too close to you, it's poisoning the water you swim in and the dirt you walk on, it's making the sky around you a hazy greenish yellow. I just can't support that level of uncontained biohazard.
She’s an incredible talent. It was important for me to have a partner who felt like she came from the earth and was really strong, powerful and grounded — and Florence was that. — CHRIS PINE
Chris Pine and Florence Pugh in Outlaw King (2018)
I need a complete list of your traumas, plus a genealogy going back at last five generations indicating the racial origins of all of your ancestors, plus essays on your personal relationships to religion, ethnicity, gender and sexuality before I can determine whether you're allowed to create this art. Until the paperwork is submitted, I'm just going to put you down as "Provisionally Problematic and Probably Appropriative". Please enjoy your complementary harassment while waiting for a judgement.
Processing times are currently about five years. Please Remain Patient.
"Ooh, I'm sorry; your ancestors' racial origins need to be listed in modern American terminology. Please resubmit. Until then, I'm downgrading your status to 'Tried to Make Excuses Rather Than Just APOLOGIZE'"
I'm sorry, that apology has been judged Insincere. What do you mean "why"? You didn't even address the substance of your wrongdoing. "What wrongdoing"? Sir, I cannot help you if you're going to play such games. Please go to the end of the line. NEXT!
Ah, I see that you've completed your trauma essays. Capital. Please report to those stocks over there while the Bailiff reads them out to the mob with customary scorn and ridicule. NEXT!
Right; so our review shows that you actually are a member of the marginalised community to which this art pertains. I therefore sentence you to hear people say: "You don't speak for ALL members of this community!" for the rest of your natural life.
It really is quite simple, I don't know why you're making this so complicated. Just confess your sins, promise to do better and ask for absolution--No, it has absolutely nothing to do with Catholicism, what are you talking about? And actually, a great many of the people here have Catholics amongst their oppressor classes, so it's pretty problematic for you to draw that parallel--Well! There's simply no call for that kind of language! Back of the fucking line! NEXT!
Six hundred sixty six unread Grindr messages. And only one assistant (a small but charming corn snake) to painstakingly reply to them with handwritten wax-sealed letters of invitation to my battle royale garden party state gala
rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew it’s purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question
i committed crimes against humanity man!
shaggy is a draft dodger in cannon fuck this post
Political power in medieval Germany was always split between, on the one hand, the few major families whose power could rival or at least threaten the Holy Roman Emperor, and on the other hand a collection of independent towns and smallholders. The balance of power was, one could say, between five guys, burghers, and freis.
uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
