voted most likely to stumble out of the woods onto the highway 10 years after i went missing covered in blood that isn't my own with no memory of how i ended up like that
Did you ever see that meme where it was a galaxy brain tier list for birds in increasing order of nest complexity from the simplest one to the big brain teardrop shaped nests to galaxy brain being that bird that carefully adjusts the temperature of the decaying compost heap around their eggs, and like, the universe one is just the white tern being like EGG ON BRANCH 😐
I've been looking for that post for ages and I haven't seen it in years
noooo but i want to lol
this one?
OMG…
listen. listen. you are alienated from the product of your labor in a way that can only be resolved with unimaginable violence. the road before us is terrifying and inevitable. all history is the history of class struggle. now put on the cat ears
Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth
Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he's experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow
got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward's potential and how much he holds himself back
Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers
I think I’ve already reblogged this but too bad
damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say
im gonna be honest, i love the new tumblr icon. it feels very in line with what tumblr has been doing recently (completely ignoring what every other social media platform is doing and taking a hard left into “what the fuck is that” territory).
it has absolutely nothing to do with any of tumblr’s other branding or any current design trends (that i’ve seen) and that’s honestly perfect.
i feel like this guy is the spiritual successor to clippy and i love that and i think he needs a name.
(i also feel like this is the face everyone makes when they use the blaze feature to force their shitposts onto the feeds of 500 random, unsuspecting victims.)
actually i lied he’s not perfect. there’s one change i would make.
Ya’ll complain you don’t want the peeps from facebook and twitter and insta to come back here and ruin this place but you dont appreciate the gunshots we gotta fire into the air to lower property values.
these two contributions to this post are my absolute favorite. thank you for ur service
Creating a marble sculpture Joey Marcella Link to full vid in comments
WOW
What happens to all the unused marble chunks?
chess sets?
Actually…if you want to know historically, I can supply an answer.
During the Renaissance, if it was quality marble, it was ground up into a coarse dust that was used as a pigment, a textural additive for paintings and reliefs. Some pressed it into chalk and crayon-like pastels. It’s the main ingredient in gesso canvas preparatory gloss and both Marmorino and Venetian plaster. If a poorer quality marble, it was used a composite stone (grout, mortar, early concrete) or paving additive. Stucco treatments were even made with it. It even had some medicinal applications, due to the fact that it contain calcium carbonate and other minerals.
Now it can be used to make carbon dioxide for carbonated beverages.
I was not prepared for that last line.
Micro-dosing on reanimating corpses by going to build a bear
Yall will just reblog anything huh
my brother in fanfiction, you chose to open the bag why are you surprised the dove is dead?
My most terminally online quality is there's certain things that I assume the general population around me knows about. Mothman, Rat kings, Number stations, Ea Nasir, The Cask of Amontillado, etc. If you're vaguely around my age and are in my area I'm like yeah yeah The Chernobyl Elephant Foot we've all seen it.
Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.
It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.
Incredible vital update, it was a performance of Billy Elliot.
