The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

literally frightened me

this EXUDES new york

That cat killed him and uploaded this video as a warning

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

I’m deleting BYE

B E V E R A G E

me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

Now I really need a full movie exactly like this

This is why horror movies don’t have gay characters

if you’re not standing barefoot in the heart of a foreboding forest and chanting to the old gods as the moonlight tangles its fingers in your messy hair and caresses your dirt-streaked cheeks what even is the point

Just witnessed this on twitter

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

「地味にスゴイ！校閲ガール」

Time is weird.

Discord down but I’m not going back to skype so

(source)

skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

can cause a glitch where the player characters tiddies become hostile