Commission for @ghostingicarus!
chainsaw killer but their chainsaw has all these cute little bloodstained charms attached to it like a flip phone and they carry it around like a handbag
horror movie slasher but their knife is a pink hello kitty switchblade and their mask is decorated with cute pastel pink stickers and stick on jewels
and yes, they are dating
PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice
“they/them pussy is-” whatever. they/them cock is like the blue potion. from zelda. they/them cock is like when you stand up too quickly and pass out for .0612 seconds and visit the machine elves and they teach you about 3-dimensional numbers
calling their cock seatbelt taste because i want to get strapped in and suck on it
these are actually really important tags because this is seriously what i was going for with the initial post. like yeah it’s jokey but it Did originate from a legit annoyance with how often “non-binary” is equated to “afab” and amab non-binary people are seen as Men Lite/innately predatory/etc. it’s just that i have a brain worm so instead of making an eloquently worded post expressing that, i made a post about passing out and seeing machine elves. but the underlying sentiment is genuine.
i love having online friends . hello university students from europe . hello childrens show enthusiasts from the united states . hello baby gays from oceania . do you want to talk about soup
no.
i can’t believe my post has gotten popular enough to attract gimmick blogs is this what fame feels like
Well, do I have the gimmick for you!
POST CANCELED.
Anonymous asked:
people that can survive the apocalypse. a list
- ao3 authors. specifically ones that carried the fandom on their backs with 100+ fics, uploads a chapter as their life crashes and burns around them only to say “sorry for the late chapter! :(“, or can casually upload 12k+ chapters.
they will survive only because they haven’t finished their stories and they are not dying until it is.
2. university/college students that don’t fear deadlines as if they don’t fear that. they don’t know how to fear anything.
3. toby fox. man created sans undertale
4. animators. their hands must be strong or their fan base would go to great lengths to protect them from all harm.
5. people in the scp fandom that are knee deep in hundreds of obscure articles and could easily retain all that knowledge in their big head (dr. cimmerian)
6. clueless, (and lime by that extension)
do i have to say more?
7. the french
8. swiss citizens with their army knives
this will need updates but here what i believe are the strongest people
9. lemonade. no reason i just think they will survive somehow
-soap
I can see it
This is a McDonald's Drive Thru
(credit is @_firestridr on Twitter, I was given permission uwu)
Actually, I think girls in middle school and high school should still feel comfortable having fuzzy pillows and lava lamps and glitter pens and sequin tops and a colorful wardrobe and whatever else they think is pretty or cool. Maybe we shouldn’t, like, try to beat the personality and life out of the youngsters, neither should we expect them to act like anything other than their actual age.
People wonder why kids are so obsessed with video games when I see grown adults telling *elementary schoolers* that they’re too old to play with dolls or play food or train sets, or that they’re being “ridiculous” for pretending to be animals or Frozen characters. I’ve met so many kids who are completely ashamed that they want to play with my toys when I offer because it’s for “babies” despite desperately wanting to.
Also as soon as you hit 22 you will be running straight back to the fuzzy pillows, lava lamps and glitter pens there's just this bizarre spot where you're a teenager when society says you shouldn't do those things
Most people my age have at least one stuffed animal in their bed, trust me you don't actually need to let that shit go
*waves this C.S. Lewis quote*
I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
Link vs Pit in “Goddess of Light” - Super Smash Bros for Wii U
Crack thought, what if fairies can just eat poisonous plants and be fine? Some part of that deep seeded natural chaos. Even better if it's like candy to them.
Now imagine Fairy!Hyrule and Minish!Four giving the group an absolute heart attack as they sit and munch on foxglove blooms because they taste like sugar cubes to them.
This could be another reason why Hyrule ‘sucks at cooking’
Cause not only does he use old meats but he sometimes adds toxic plants as replacement for sugar. Which leads to Four zooming in to stop anyone else from eating it.