MR. GUICHON THE TIMING 😭
2 HOURS BEFORE SHE CROAKED 😱 CHOCOLATE MAN IS SOMETHING ELSE

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MR. GUICHON THE TIMING 😭
2 HOURS BEFORE SHE CROAKED 😱 CHOCOLATE MAN IS SOMETHING ELSE
Btw the trying to pass things through while people are distracted by the queen's death has already started and im so fucking angry
Fracking has been unbanned as well
Jesus christ what
yep, it's real. you'd think these people would give us a minute.
Well fuck, time to check back "later"
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/614611
Jesus Christ
It’s more than 1000 pages long!! Does she not have an editor or does her editor hate her??? Currently has 2.5 stars on Amazon with 4 reviews.
This is so embarrassing.
I saw people talking about this in the morning. I literally spent all day assuming it was the Onion or something similar.
You're telling me this is *real*? 😬
#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.
Working to Rule Working to Rule Working to Rule
ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned
Clint needs to DM the next season of TAZ, I'm dead serious.
Hear me out:
Anyways # have clint dm the next season of taz
I could’ve sworn I heard something different
Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries
i have come online to tell you all that it is HOT as FUCK and i am MAD about it
Can someone explain to me how your mouth and eyes are not part of your body and therefore not covered under most health systems?
Stuck in the Middle comic series by Ru Kuwahata
As a slavic person living in UK yeah, it’s weird, I know what this ukrainian prof is talking about. I still don’t know how to ask people I’m not super close with about their day as a conversation starter and not just that greeting. I ask because I want to know how are you, what have you been up to
And yeah it took me a bit to adjust to how are you just as a greeting that doesn’t require real answer. Maybe that’s why I like Geordie “You alright?” as a greeting more
would you fuck the mailman for mail
Are you not supposed to
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.
I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.
And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.
Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.
Majora’s Mask from everyone else’s perspective
Yea I don't really remember the words but then it goes
I had to look this up because I was just so shocked to read this. Like a year after he published his book praising all the glory of America and guns???? Someone voted for the leopards eating faces party…