remember, a hard hat and a hi-vis vest, and a friend with their own hard hat, hi-vis vest and a clipboard, and you can get away with all sorts of things

just remember that if anyone asks, act irritated that you were called in on your day off because the guy who was supposed to do it fell sick, then catch yourself and say “anyway, no time to chat, i got a quota to meet” before grumbling about how you should have listened to your mother.

That bar is to prevent unhoused people from sleeping there, for anyone who doesn’t understand why we’re removing it

this is like the eighth time I’ve seen this post and it took me until now to realize they mean recycle the metal bar and use the money you get for it to buy food, not that you should eat the bar 🤦‍♂️

Eat the bar to assert dominance

Murder rug.

via gothic home decor enthusiasts

Ok but if you knew anything about color theory you’d know that this rug is actually hfjdkkshajakjh

murder rug got another one

I am once again reminding everyone to please be willing to step outside Pokemon to see other members of the “capture & trainer” genre and maybe fall in love with something new.

(The list is not exhaustive, nor do I necessarily think highly of everything on it, but the genre’s still goin’.)

Let me in

My fav thing about The Damned is how they look like members of 4 completely unrelated bands who accidentally walked in on the same photoshoot

//I think about this every day

#a timeline of how i dressed after coming out (via @vitabreva)

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”

Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:

YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

hmm…

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he's experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward's potential and how much he holds himself back

Fly Backpacks // Krukru Studio on Etsy

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

“Maybe I should watch more movies, stay more in touch with modern culture. What’s everybody’s top movie of 2022?”

>Top Gun: Maverick

“Cinema is dead, actually.”

Seeing that movie in top spots on multiple lists has left me feeling I just got punched in the solar plexus. Like I just lost a fight.