me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!
ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it
I remember seeing a clip of this years ago this ISNT a case of lazy translation he’s literally saying “speaks Japanese” IN Japanese
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if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device
September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. I wish all bisexuals a very find money on the ground.
[text id: september is bisexuality visibility month. i wish all bisexuals a very find money on the ground.]
juvenal's tirade against gay clubs in ancient rome is supposed to be about the downfall of roman civilization or whatever but quite frankly i would love to hang out with a bunch of queens drinking out of penis cups
1) this reads like poetry tbh
2) all this makes me want is to hang out with the ancient gays
Battle armor
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Honestly this makes perfect sense. The headpiece would be very quite and dark, much like a blinder. It’s probably feeling so safe and secure in that outfit. Emotional support ATAT costume.
Sir, this is my emotional support cosplay
Followers, today we are gathered here to mourn our dear friend, our fallen brother, little icon dude. Though his time on our phones may have been short it was full of joy, love, and life. Love him or hate him, he generated content for jokes and posts we all delighted in. For those of you who have not updated, he lives on in blessed memory. For those of us who have lost him to automatic updates, he is with us in spirit. Rest In Peace, my sweet, silly little guy.
Surgeries and operations are being cancelled on the day of the queen’s funeral. These patients will have been on a waiting list for months if not years.
Everyone should be absolutely seething with rage.
That is wrong.
Boom!
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This is the first time "peacock tails look like a terrifying amount of eyes" has really hit home
i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need
“okay but it’s their money! They can decide how to spend it!” Yeah okay but it’s our atmosphere! and water! and no amount of wealth should give you free reign over that!
“Its lazy for cashiers to sit down
And it’s weird to care. Work shouldn’t be an endurance test. Let me sit. We’re not doing a survivor challenge. You don’t think people can sit down and work at the same time? You’re gonna be real mad when you find out what an office is.”
actually 1000% agree
Actually had a customer call a manager bc I was sitting behind the counter and did not help her when my foot was broken.
