I HAVE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED

BY THE NINE

now i dont want to be rude but has this commenter only recently joined this world though interdimensional travel

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

world heritage post

Silent hill gouger

I had a friend who died because he tried to do a backflip and never landed

i ask that you please respect my privacy in this time

I’m reblogging this because I just fucking got the joke

JESSE, Don't Drink The Fizzy Lifting Drink!!! You're Right Above A Fan!! JESSE

mr gorbachev, tear up this dance floor

hope everyone had a merry splatfest ✌

not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

last thing the device sees before I hammer it to death

I like tumblr, its a nice place to relax!

when someone dares bring light into your lair

the glass weapons in skyrim are so pretty to me and i want nothing more than a glass war axe in real life but i do love how the same weapons in oblivion look like theyve been infused with mountain dew

love this radioactive lime green gamer juice fuckery

Okay, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna see this post. And you're gonna see my picture. After that, you're gonna start reading this in my voice. Got that? Once you've read everything, you're gonna reblog this post. Not like, reblog. And when you reblog, you're gonna tag this post with "good post OP". No more, no less. Once that's done, I'm going to collect my notes and this whole mess will be done and over with. Now, I hope you remembered all that, because I'm not gonna repeat myself.

Be seeing ya.

Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going "please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he's probably dead in a ditch. I hate him" and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes "serves him right. here's his favorite ring"

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat