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"I want to throw him in a kiln - he'll either be preserved forever or destroyed, either way it's a victory" sounds like it should be from hannibal but instead it's from monster factory and is said about justin and griffin's cursed super buff knock off bart simpson

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“please forgive me for whatever i do
when i don’t remember you”
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[Image description: A drawing of Taako Taaco from “The Adventure Zone: Balance”. Taaco is drawn all in yellow, while the background is a pinkish red. The drawing features Taako on his knees, his head bowed and face obscured by his large wizard’s hat. He is gripping tightly at the upright Umbrastaff, tears hitting the floor below. End description.]

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Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... CongratulationsYou have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh Bryan, I’m so proud of zem I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Ill see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

view this post in dark or goth mode to get Kravitz’ pov

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Hey rb this!!!

i think my new thing for this taz season will be goof predictions. like instead of plot and character predictions i’m gonna guess the jokes that will happen. 

anyway someone’s gonna say the phrase “under the sea” and then justin’s gonna sing a couple lyrics of under the sea from the little mermaid but specifically the lyrics “darling it’s better down where it’s wetter, take it from me” and then griffin’s gonna make it a dirty joke and then clint is gonna jump in and then justin is gonna threaten to quit the podcast

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obsessed with all the people who think they’re going to start the podcast by doing the finger-lip-trill-talking-underwater voice. you’re absolutely correct.