If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea
hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now
My purple little fingerprints are all over the wikipedia
tumblr programmers were defs laid on the bed kicking their legs and twirling their hair when they popped those emojis on
weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh
"it's dark in here" normal regular observation
"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation
"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence
"doesn't smell like anything in here" is a possible admittance to having the plague, therefore, more terrifying
“I hate fandom, it’s everywhere on this site,” Sir (gender-neutral) this is Tumblr, aka the Denny’s parking lot at 3 am of websites.
Of course, fandom is everywhere. Their tagline on the app store used to be “the home of fandom.” You’re the one who walked in here, you can walk yourself right back out.
Do we need to remind people of Tumblrman?
God, I’d somehow forgotten this existed. What a cursed time to be reminded of it.
i had to trace over him and yes he DOES look like kevin bacon with a bad mullet:
ah yes, here he is, dr. harrstiel sherloki tumblrman.
Date of origin: fucking today, April 5 2022
Hero of the Wild, A Goose - Drawing the Master Sword
This Goose is now the True King of Britain
titled goose game
the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs
i have a weird appreciation for Baroque artists, in particular Francois Boucher and Peter Paul Rubens, for depicting the human body in lush detail at a time that predates the standards for bodies to be thin and airbrushed with no wrinkles or cellulite
it’s just really interesting to me
so many the things women are taught to hate about their bodies—pudgy bellies, fat rolls, double chins, and cellulite—used to be ideals of beauty shown in depictions of goddesses
- a nude woman reaching to the right, c.1769, françois boucher
- candaules showing his wife to gyges, 1646, jacob jordaens
- the three graces, 1630-35, peter paul rubens
- aurora, c.1733, françois boucher
- the fall of man, 1628-29, peter paul rubens
- susanna and the elders, 1609-10, peter paul rubens
- venus, cupid, bacchus, and ceres, 1612-13, peter paul rubens
- the judgment of paris, c.1606, peter paul rubens
- leda and the swan, 1741, françois boucher
- venus reclining on a dolphin, c.1745, françois boucher
