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Read my DNI. [PIXELED PLANETS ARE LINKS] Hey you NERBS. I'm the Ex-Mayo(r) of my town (friend group.) I finally finished my term I'm free. 22, Ace, Bi Arospec, Demiboy He/They. Male titles and adjectives. (King, Prince, Handsome, etc.) Professional Ghost Smoocher.

Y'know, some people do have a strong crying response to stress, and they might cry (even against their own will) when faced with an upsetting situation and that doesnt mean they are "gaslighting" or "manipulating" you.

There are people who use crying as a manipulation tactic? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean that every person that cries during a heated argument is trying to get under your skin. They have their own emotions and issues, and frankly, not everything other people do is a personal attack on you.

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Jfc I am not surprised OP got shitty responses, but like, if your reaction to this post is to immediately look for ways in which you can misinterpret and misapply it in order to be self-righteous on the internet, then I have some terrible news for you about who is actually engaging in incredibly manipulative and dishonest behaviour here. Hint: it’s not OP and it’s not people who cry easily.

Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)

First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”

(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”

Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”

End transcript.]

The moment that man started speaking -

Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania

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Sir speaks in cursive

I can't stop saying "and why he ourple" whenever I see any character with a predominantly purple color scheme. Sometimes I drop the question and I'm just like. He's ourple

Just learned that the NYPD apparently edited their own fucking Wikipedia page to make themselves look better 😀

ACAB 🐷🖕🥰

Bruh moment

If you look at the edit history, this is an ongoing fight, and the NYPD is anonymous 90% of the time:

For people new to the Wikipedia edit scene (like me), the red numbers are how many characters were removed, and the green are how many added.

The devil works hard, but Wikipedians work harder.

Research has shown that pleasure affects nutrient absorption. In a 1970s study of Swedish and Thai women, it was found that when the Thai women were eating their own (preferred) cuisine, they absorbed about 50% more iron from the meal than they did from eating the unfamiliar Swedish food. And the same was true in the reverse for the Swedish women. When both groups were split internally and one group given a paste made from the exact same meal and the other was given the meal itself, those eating the paste absorbed 70% less iron than those eating the food in its normal state.

Pleasure affects our metabolic pathways; it’s a facet of the complex gut-brain connection. If you’re eating foods you don’t like because you think it’s healthy, it’s not actually doing your body much good (it’s also unsustainable, we’re pleasure-seeking creatures). Eat food you enjoy, it’s a win-win.

I wanted a pet fox or wolf/wolfdog because I saw people with them online (in the ye olde early 2000s internet). I was thankfully in the mindset of wanting to learn everything I could about them before attempting to get one and in the process found all the weird gate-keeping shit in the exotics community. The whole “this isn’t a pet for everyone but I’m special so I can have one” or just full on ignorance about the species they had and also my favorite flavor, racism. The more I learned about them the more I realized not only do they make bad pets but people will jump through flaming hoops just to acquire the animal and end up neglecting them in one way or another. It’s utter insanity. Some of these owners will literally act like it’s their God-given right to own an exotic pet and I just got tired of seeing animals suffering due to selfish exotic pet owners. Then when I finally came across someone who was a good owner and did everything right for that fox, he was seized and euthanized on a completely baseless claim and it was absolutely tragic.

Nowadays, people want the clout and money that comes with owning an exotic canid while also lying and spreading misinformation about the animal to kids who were the same impressionable age I was when I had the same idea. It makes me extremely angry because that’s how all these issues started and why they’ve persisted and gotten even worse. It always seems to be careless and neglectful owners who garner the most fame and trying to call them out feels like chipping away at a mountain with a spoon. But goddamnit so long as I have a platform I will warn people about the issues ands terrible tragedies that have surrounded wild canid owners. I’m just tired of seeing the animals suffer.

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

i saw the trailer for the new feel-good “anti-racist” US war movie about the carpet bombing of North Korea and started writing up something for this blog, partially inspired by the absolute shit storm i got for sharing that post i made with pictures of everyday life outside pyongyang

and then i gave up, because what’s the point? westerners can’t even handle a single picture of a north korean not looking miserable without screaming propaganda

meanwhile, there are no stories about the horrors of life in the ‘hermit kingdom’ that are deemed too outlandish to be believable. i can’t remember who said it, but it’s like the entire country has taken up permanent residence in the western imaginary as some silly little cartoon villain, where the leaders of the country does evil things for no discernible reason. they’re just silly and evil like that, and the citizens, of course, are silly, too. silly and brainwashed.

i watched a video recently of a tourists visiting an auto dealership in pyongyang, and the entire time he was just gawking at the employees and costumers, shoving his phone in their face, and confidently explaining to his youtube audience that everyone he’s interacting with are actually actors.

what level of dehumanization do you have to reach for that thought to even cross your mind? to think that the people you see before you are actors? that entire cities and shops are erected with to sole purpose that you, a western, will see them and be impressed?

what frustrates me the most is the casual cruelty that seeps into any mention of north korea, no matter how small. if north koreans are not being evil, they’re being silly.

a north korean newspaper reports that a group of archeologists in pyongyang have discovered an old rock carving with the words ‘unicorn lair’ (mistranslated), and the western press reports that north koreans now believe in unicorns.

a tourist at a hotel in hamhung is told by the receptionist to be careful at the beach: the waves can get high. that day the tourists goes to the beach, and there are no waves. she retells the story to her instagram followers, explaining that the poor woman at the hotel could never have seen real waves before because north koreans are probably never allowed to travel.

she adds a little teary-eyed emoji.

one of the cities i included in the post was sariwon, a densely populated city to the south of pyongyang. below are some pictures from its “folk customs street”, which was built to showcase old korean traditions and customs

here’s all wikipedia has to say about it

Built to display an ideal picture of ancient Korea, it includes buildings in the “historical style” and a collection of ancient Korean cannons. Although it is considered an inaccurate romanticized recreation of an ancient Korean street, it is frequently used as a destination for foreigners on official government tours. Many older style Korean buildings exist in the city.

it’s just north koreans being silly again. there’s no mention of what might motivate them to build a street like that — why the preservation of old customs, culture and architecture might somehow be important for the city

could it perhaps have something to do with how the U.S. air force dropped 635,000 tons of bombs, including 32,557 tons of napalm, over the korean peninsula during the war? the carpet bombings, which are now the topic of an upcoming hollywood movie about overcoming racism through warcrimes, destroyed an estimate of 85% of all buildings in north korea. some cities were entirely wiped off the map.

in sariwon they missed a few buildings, but not many — after an intense firebombing campaign the U.S. military estimated the destruction of sariwon to be at 95%.

none of this is mentioned on the wikipedia page for sariwon.

we destroyed entire cities. memory-holed the entire thing, called it the forgotten war. and now, 70 years later, we’re convincing ourselves that the people living in the ruins are actors.

and somehow the north koreans are the brainwashed ones

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For more on this topic, I cannot recommend Hwang Su-kyoung’s Korea’s Grievous War enough. The bombing runs, specifically, in the Korean War was one of the more singularly horrific war crime in the 20th century (though you can certainly find worse ones) and certainly the sustained bombing also was one of the major factors in delayed recovery for the DPRK. Furthermore, this bombing run knowingly and purposefully targetted leftists in South Korea, too, and the bombing of not only what they saw as combtants, but also the innocents was one of the major reasons for high turnover of bombers in the Korean War.

This isn’t a “boohoo, the imperialists are sad,” take. This is discussing the fact that the USA high command knowingly rotated these bombers that cited, “We do not want to bomb innocent civilians,” as a reason for not wanting to fly anymore all in the name of anticommunism. It is disgusting to make a film about Korean War that paints the USA as anything but unwanted invaders, but it is especially disgusting to romanticize the bombing runs.

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Oh. OH. that's amazing!

Thinking about “convinced they’re a monster, terrified of getting close to people because they don’t want to hurt them” x “you’re not a monster to me but like I’m also a little into it when you get scary ngl” this sounds really specific but I’ve had several pairs of blorbos like that

Vulnerability issues x kinky bastard gets me every time. It’s about the “I don’t want to hurt you” and the “you won’t ………..but I mean if you wanted to? 👀”

They don't seem eager for a sip of contamination smoothie!

The UK government has just unbanned fracking while everyone's distracted by the royal circus