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@staff WELL CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU GOT YOURSELF BACK IN THE APP STORE!!! SO WHAT’S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?!
Crashing this website…
WITH NO SURVIVORS
And then she forgets to dodge a headbutt.
Uh..
Someone please explain wtf with wrong with all the animal faces in the Mowgli thing on Netflix? Trying to put human features on them makes it SUPER uncanny fucking valley and nightmare fuel.
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU CAT THIS IS
2016 movie looked so much better…what happened!? Sorry, I’m browsing netflix and everytime that trailer comes out, I twitch.
I just… all i can think of… is…
Some Drinks as Shounen 'Anime' Protagonists
I tried to draw a few drinks as anime dudes + water!
Would probably draw other types of drinks to add to this in the future haha. Good Afternoon! It’s based on a gijinka reward poll I did on patreon in which drink gijijnka won.
Full sizes +bonus wallpaper and transparents available for download there:
Additional drinkemen. Will update from time to time whenever I feel like it.
Full body actual size versions here:
Love that the V6 opening depicted Ruby fully battling the Apathy with Crescent Rose but in the actual episode other than firing a couple shots at them with her rifle function and Weiss briefly using Myrtenaster like a lighter there was no actual combat with these new Grimm
M&K once again dodging animating fight sequences like champs
Sometimes I hate the FNDM for coming up with these cool theories and speculations, and then the show just dashing them with something lackluster...
I really should stop having high expectations about this show.
how the jojo fights usually go by parts
Phantom Blood: well thought out, evenly matched hand to hand combat that tested the fighters physically and mentally where every move mattered
Battle Tendency: Looking into the jaws of defeat, grabbing it’s tongue, and forcing it to bite it off by slamming the jaw shut
Stardust Crusaders: Yeah, I was winning the whole time, you just weren’t paying attention.
Diamond is Unbreakable: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKOHSHITWEREFUCKEDOHSHITWEREFUCKEDOHSHI-oh hey we won.
Vento Aureo: Total fucking bullshit
Stone Ocean: At some point during the fight, FF, Jolyne, or Annasui will say screw it and kill their opponent in a single move.
Steel Ball Run: A whole bunch of Johnny saying I can’t do it, an obscure metaphor from Gyro, and then jesus’ testicles
Jojolion: ???????????????
*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—
*remembers teenagers are on this site*
*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*
what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…
vorbits
hey gaudy? you’re a cool adult.
vorbits
reblogging again for the tags because this holds so much value to me as a minor and i think it’s really important that y’all understand this.
When I was sixteen, my family visited Hawaii, and I had a cute new swimsuit. I was a pretty busty teen, with the vocabulary of an AP English student, and while I was out swimming, a couple of college guys started flirting with me. Nothing gross, just pleasantly casual hey-you-look-great-how-are-you-enjoying-the-beach stuff.
After a minute or two of this, one of them asked if I was there with friends, and I said no, I was with my family. “Wow, you still travel with your family?” one exclaimed. “That’s cool…”
“Well, I am sixteen,” sez me.
Reader, they blanched. They flustered, they apologized, they assured me that they’d thought I was also in college, they wished me a good vacation and they bounced. All within about a minute of realizing they’d been chatting up a minor.
I was mildly mortified at the time, but now? I look back and think, Ah, what good men. What good young men.
Fun fact, this happened to me when I was, I shit you not, twelve years old. I had a comically deep voice for my age and gender, and I was well-spoken, so I regularly got mistaken for an older girl in spite of my babyish face.
Long story short, one fateful day, a university student started talking to me (somewhat flirtatiously) at a Harry Potter meet-up and when he asked what university I was going to to I had to explain that I was, in fact, in the sixth grade. Both of our souls left our bodies. He was great about it though, he asked me about my classes and if I was ready for high school and shit, and I got to ask him about college which was cool cause I didn’t get to interact with many college students!
It’s not a crime to misjudge a person’s age, it happens all the time. It IS a crime to willfully ignore someone’s age and sexually harass them!
honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.
Mass Effect fans to the rescue
