*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*
I'm not sure what a gougar counter I but I've heard of Geiger counter.
i assume it detects cougars (as in, attractive older women).
WRONG
IT WAS A GOUGER
one
nothing wrong with me
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Why are so many people convinced that babies are trying to manipulate them? They’re babies. They literally don’t know how to do anything except suck and scream and be confused. They’re not “manipulating” you. They’re experiencing extreme back pain.
Did you know that? That babies get back pain? They can grow over an inch in one day. Their bones are stretching and it hurts a lot and they don’t know why. Give them a break.
Also, people get so mad at toddlers for being upset. The toddlers are the ones who have never been angry before and are learning how to deal with it. You’re the adult who has had decades to learn how to deal with your emotions. Do you expect someone to know how to play piano on day one with no training? No? Then why do you expect the same thing with the entirety of how to be a human? You only think that walking is easy because you’ve been doing it for decades.
If you can’t deal with your emotions about what a freaking toddler is doing around you to the point where you feel that you have to beat them or scream at them, maybe you’re the one who needs to go back to preschool so you can be taught how to use your words.
breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram
i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire
guys there is a double fucking rainbow above the buckingham palace
the Irish have sent in the leprechaun task force to finish the job
Where There’s Tumblr…….
I think the real beauty of this is that someone managed to take my video and chop transform it into modern Tumblr non sequitur nonsense humor, making it MORE relevant.
Nice.
knowyournewmeme
i think the real beauty of this is that just now i clasped my balls together in such a way that made them slip past each other in my scrotum creating a formation that i like to call “the testicular charleston”
The Bus by Paul Kirchner
Heavy Metal April 1984
Taylor swift
I mean goths can listen to Taylor swift lol it's not really a requirement to be into butt rock or a genre that can so easily sound like tv static if you don't put some sort of song chaser in your playlist
it is in fact a requirement to be into at least some form of goth music if you want to call yourself goth