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Anonymous asked:

Dear Frollo,

Today I was about to eat my partner's ass. Before we got to that point, for a moment they wondered whether their ass was clean enough after the wash they had performed. They then mused "Well, if it isn't clean, I will be serving you a delicious Traditional French Shittie".

Thank you for enriching our sex life, Frollo.

yeah whatever

Anonymous asked:

Judge Frollo I send you this confession once a year now. I cannot stop thinking of the curvaceous goat body. Those four shining hooves, the twist of the horns. He is more than a goat. See how he dances on his hand legs. He is poetry in motion. He is my soulmate. You are the only one who knows how I long for him. I will remind you next year. I cannot go without it.

you are my slightly worse son pierre

what i thought was a new statue in the abbey may in fact be a living woman, with wings and pointy asymmetric horns, and only one eye beneath her spectacles. all cardinals priests etc. are advised to exercise caution and avoid play her scary little games under pain of excommunication and fiery death etc.

Anonymous asked:

Not a confession or whatever you use this inbox for but I have a quick question: What's your thoughts on Castlevania?

cathedrals are better than castles and vanity is a sin. i guess. what else do you people want from me

Anonymous asked:

based? based and frollopilled?

stop talking to me immediately

Anonymous asked:

Hey I think one of your gargoyles just took a shit on my car

so?

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Anonymous asked:

i showed your posts to my mom she says you’re “incomprehensible”

she meant "incorrigible"

My quarantine is so boring.... only so much fun you can get out of setting stuff on fire and throwing it out the window. accidentally did that to quasimodo and now i have no one to bring me grapes to eat