theyellowbrickroad

what if one day u just suddenly turned into an almond and u couldnt scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond

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cooltiddies

are you okay

caucasianmkultramassshooter

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

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finallyiveflown

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

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ovenworthy

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

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sodamnrelatable

trying to talk to someone you really admire

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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spankmeniall
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runyouclevertimelord

you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog
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vaganas

this video keeps me young

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perks-of-being-chinese

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

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you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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2srooky
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abunchofgrapes

why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

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2srooky

Why not.