i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’
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real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said
you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
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Lmaoooooo
tumblethroughmythoughts
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
Need me a freak like dis
boldlyramiah
Me literally every single time midterms come up during the semester
viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s
that was no animal, that was Claire herself
A Kid in Sitting in Front of Me on my Flight was Sending a Nice Message to his Sister
Koh Tao, Thailand. Famed for its snorkeling and beautiful crystal clear blue waters.
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Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.
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i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining
broke-broken-breaking
This is so pure
A New definition of steampunk has been made 🙌🏼
Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.