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@freakxwannaxbe / freakxwannaxbe.tumblr.com

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hey there, do you like my art? do you want to help me make even more art?

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marauders4evr

I keep seeing posts that are like:

Person #1: *Meme about breaking news* Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this. Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.

But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.

What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:

And this has been the exact energy of this website for months.

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copperbadge
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elkian

“The paint reflects 98.1% of solar radiation while also emitting infrared heat. Because the paint absorbs less heat from the sun than it emits, a surface coated with this paint is cooled below the surrounding temperature without consuming power.“

holy shit this could be a game changer

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des-pa-neato

“Using this new paint formulation to cover a roof area of about 1,000 square feet could result in a cooling power of 10 kilowatts. … That’s more powerful than the air conditioners used by most houses.” (statement, paper)

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we-are-siege-engineer
#this is so rad#it will be sad when capitalism gets its grubby hands on it and charges huge amounts of money for it making it inaccessible to most
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fullmetalfisting

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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fullmetalfisting

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

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e-the-village-cryptid

they edited it, this is the original post: 

[ID: How can dog breeders sell puppies for over $1,000? Do these puppies shit gold? Do these puppies fight crime? Can they play the banjo? No they’re fucking infant dogs that poop on your things and love you omg. /end ID]

link to a reblog of the original post, this reblog is from 2013

EDIT: OP blocked me for calling them out in this reblog, I can’t reblog or reply to this anymore and my reblog won’t show up in the notes, but if you reblog this from me then your reblog will show up in the notes. I thought maybe they were just trying to be funny and didn’t care if people knew they were lying but they’re like.. legitimately trying to convince people it’s true lol. Sketchy tumblr behavior, especially since they’re promoting their Kofi on their page meaning they are trying to get actual money for lying

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normal-horoscopes

[Two huge bouncers in suits pick up OP by their chiton and hurl them out of the temple of Apollo]

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lastvalyrian
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demilypyro

Hahaha. I don't understand what you're saying. Come on, let's go implement the Must Haves for this next development sprint

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demilypyro

You guys are being funny today, haha. Let's have lunch and we can go over the software architecture one more time.

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demilypyro

Did you figure out the nullreference on that runtime error yet? We need that fixed before we can integrate the other components.

#this is a horror story it has to be
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arystocrat

please, mister ninten, please just tell me the title of the damn blonde elf game with the sword and the triangles. so i can finally stop calling it breath of the wild 2 electric boogaloo ganondorf's moving castle in the sky (with knuckles)

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arystocrat

May 12th, 2023

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chimaerakitten

idk if this is controversial or not, but I really like when non-professional writing like fic has hints of author bleedthrough when it comes to like, what different people assume is common knowledge. Like sometimes I’ll be reading a fic and it’ll just be obvious that the person writing it is either obsessed with medicine or has been to medical school, because they’ll use terms that are just a shade too technical without explaining them. It’s never the super specific stuff that they’d know other people are unaware of, it’s always the things that once you’ve known it for a while you forget it’s niche knowledge. It’s fun because as a fanfic reader it reminds me of how this is a fun hobby community, where everyone has their own thing going on outside of fandom. Everyone’s got their own specialties and they can’t help but write that into their work sometimes

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chimaerakitten

…well this post sure took off

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bamsara

new ask game; what do you think my hobby, skillset or knowledge or any other details of me based off my writing

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cousin-possum-kc
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#throwback to that one mha fanfic i read where the mc kept going on and on in medical and chemistry terms#like huh i guess you're really in to this shit huh buddy?#it kinda showed since their mc was also incredibly coolheaded and analytical like yeah you are very much a science person#the very detailed description of how her teeth rotted because of her acid spit was next level