Logged into the ol tumblr dot com to update my bio to say im 30 which is so aggressively fucked up man
Imagine being the employee who got to do this. I would treasure this memory for the rest of my life.
the slap that almost knocked him over and killed him :/
this belongs in every single museum on planet earth
In an age where these are usually meme edits where they add like video game music and some sort of effect to a classic it’s really nice to have an unedited classic appear on your dash
Glad i have this dumpster fire of a blog still on this ghost town of a website to be able to vent about my broken ass boner brain from time to time
Poison Ivy (The Cramps) (1985) by Lux Interior (The Cramps)
Sufjan Stevens wearing his cute little yellow and white cap 🧢
pls allow me to be crass, crude for a brief moment.
this ass? p nice.
It’s Pride month, and you know what that means! That’s right: LGBTQ+ people are now allowed to use soccer kicks, stomps, and knees on grounded opponents, and may spike their opponents on their heads. Have fun!
Oh, and if these rules stress you out, then I suggest you stay off the ground.
(via @princeoftheironfist)
Boner brain do be ruining my life a lil bit
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Algernon Cadwallader - Look Down (Because the Ground Is Easier to Understand and Doesn't Take So Much Work to Figure Out But I'd Rather Not Know Where I'm Standing and Have An Idea of What Life Is All About)
I’m so fucking happy this band is playing again