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Anonymous asked:

If you were born in the Cretaceous Period what would you do for fun

Try a roast beef sandwich.

I wish Lil B was my gr.... (Looks out the window) Oh, forget it. It doesn’t matters.

Anonymous asked:

are u ok? do u still use this at all did u graduate college what happened with the gf you had in an ldr can u just give a "where are they now" update

Yeah, I am 24 years old man and I graduated college in my past. I am now a regional manager for local fishery, making fish paste products. Thanks for your concern.

Reblog if you’re not afraid to be yourself and drink some milk while sitting on the couch.

I am going to run for president.

It’s almost 2016 everybody. Let’s go hard this year!

Nevertheless she pernicious.

Nevertheless she...

Sorry I forgot the rest.

(Looks at you.) Hi. (Looks away.) You ask me what’s wrong. I say just thinking.

Catch me outside, how about that?

does anyone know of whatafuckinfamilypictures identity? they were funny af

(Grimes voice) seyosuidsado giagochziaso

(Me nodding along) Nice I love the indieness of it all. I love the indieness of life. Follow my blow granpda lil b for more fun POSTS

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If this post gets to 120,000 notes I’ll study for my midterm tomorrow

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Let’s get this post to 200,000 notes tumblr! I know we can do this.

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

Greetings feminists. (Smiles).

Anonymous asked:

hey bro what's up

Chilling bro

Hi my name is Ben and I smell bad

Gonna use tumblr to promo shit I am doing in my life real quick. Here is the shortest version: I made a 20 minute long climbing video of me and my friends bouldering in Colorado. The link is over here and I would really like it if you would check it out, and I think it’s entertaining for people who don’t climb as well as those who do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmWpe7XSW74

The much longer story is that I have been climbing consistently with the same group of friends since I was like 13 and I am now 21 and we all moved from Saint Louis to Colorado around the same time to go to school and hang together and climb and whatnot. Throughout this time we’ve had this account on instagram and Vimeo called Float Faction where we would post pics and vids. We got to be pretty infamous for it and what began as a fun way to share our climbing stuff became more as like a protest against dumb stuff in the climbing community we disliked so we would like post naked photos and like dumb memes and just try to get climbers to take themselves less seriously.

Earlier this year I found a VHS of a movie called CKY2K in the thrift store, which is basically a skate video by Bam Margera that’s a predecessor to Jackass. I loved the mix of idiotic stunts and home footage mixed with really good skate clips and I really related to it and wanted to bring the idea to rock climbing. So me and my friends started to plan a full length movie called “PISS PLAY” which we were gonna release on VHS and be like a total rip-off of CKY2K LOL but just basically have scripted skits, pranks etc mixed in with climbing. We were promo-ing it on our IG account and everything was going good. 

UNTIL we posted a video of me shoving something up my ass, then we got reported and instantly deleted. So that sucked, cuz the following we had built up for literal years was instantly gone and we had no way to get them back. This meant that we had no way to promo our movie and the idea was essentially forgotten by the world. This was really disheartening and we all kinda lost interest in making the movie; what was the point if no one would even see all the work we put in? Additionally, our Vimeo account was deleted for copyright infringement (something we never even thought of when we were 16 and putting Drake in our climbing videos that barely broke 10k views), so it was like years of work was instantly wiped from the world. it sucked!

Despite this, I felt a really strong desire to still make PISS PLAY and to introduce a new idea to climbing videos. For those who don’t know, climbing vids for a LONG time have been really formulaic. Back in the day they were cool, but ever since the internet they have been insanely boring, really polished and never entertaining. They’re meant to watch so you can learn how to do a specific climb, but never to laugh or anything more than that. I wanted to change that! 

So, even though my friends weren’t as interested, I started to scrounge together all the footage we had taken from the past year. It was very disorganized and we never got around to filming any of the really good ideas we had, but I liked the off-the-cuff spontaneity of the clips and how it seemed to actually represent us in a realistic way (while still being funny and cool). It took an insanely long amount of time of sorting through footage and compressing and editing and re-editing and Youtube-ing but I finally finished the video. It doesn’t have that many views because I had no way to really promo it to climbers, but I was really proud of the outcome. 

SO after saying all that I guess my point is I made a video that I am really proud of and that I feel represents both my vision for climbing videos (stupid crap) and myself as a person (stupid idiot). It would mean a ton to me if you would check it out and if not that’s totally cool as well. The video is called “SAGA NUMB.” Thanks!

hi guys im in a media research class and my final paper is due thursday and its like a 12 page project about surveys that i made BUT i just made the survey rn and i need ppl to take it lol. the subject of the survey is sexuality and music preference, i thought of it because i noticed that i largely listen to female singers and i wondered if that was bc women are just better at music (main theory) or if its subconscious sexual desires or maybe both? so the survey is asking you about what gender of singers u listen to and ur sexual preferences. if ur comfortable answering questions like that it would QUITE help me out if you took it. figured this would be a good place to post this lol...kinda interested in the results regardless of the class so pls take it if u can ... .only 10 questions ... .ANYWHO what up...