Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

how many toes you got?

you mean in my mouth or

blocked, have a horrible day

*gives u one of these*

Thank you

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

all the people on the left are calling me slurs

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

Pure nostalgia. Watch and listen.

dogs are incapable of sin

but not of mischief !!!

you’re right

I’m afraid

Love, Simon (2018) perfectly displays the difference between a manipulative public proposal and a sweet grand romantic gesture in the best way possible. Martin, when trying to ask a girl out, publicly humiliates her by pressuring her to say yes to him in front of a huge crowd of people and putting her in the spotlight, making her visibly uncomfortable. When Simon makes the gesture to Blue, it gives “Blue” the opportunity to back out and not show his face, therefore making Simon the only subject of ridicule if the situation goes wrong, showing his dedication and his love for Blue in that he is willing to undergo EVEN MORE humiliation to find him. This, among other parts of the movie, clearly outlines the fact that homosexual people have perfected romance to a degree that straight people have not found. In this essay I will -

op where’s the rest of it

the straights kidnapped him because he was onto their secrets

I’m still here bitch the straights can’t silence me

then finish your essay, or you fail this class

Bi girls realizing they’re lesbians? Powerful. Amazing. You’re not contributing to the idea that bisexual people “pick a side”, you’re just coming to terms with your attraction to women in its entirety. And that’s ok.

Lesbians realizing they’re bi? Wonderful. Beautiful. You’re not contributing to the idea that lesbians can be forced to like men. You are who you are. And you’re lovely.

why he do dat

woder

straight men when they die in bideo bames:

man: *gives his musty ass opinion on a girl’s body*

me:

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now